zen

abbreviation of citizen for the teller.

Lost child said to the police ,secondary: Yeas my father was a zen...

by man!? February 19, 2018

Zen Crew

A 'crew' that people find belonging in, often at times they should not.
The crew mainly consists of nerds who find no other thing as amusing as 'hanging with the zen crew', making some memey YouTube videos.

Average Joe: "Oi Matt have you finished your assignment?"
Matt: "Nah, I've been hanging with the Zen Crew yo."

by PlunE June 27, 2016

zen

bts protector with a good ass sense of humor. pretty girl with a pretty face, usually will joke around a lot. if you have a zen in your life keep her because you’ll never find someone like her.

a: oh do you know a zen
b: yes, i’ve heard a zen can fill all of the missing things in your life.

by starssunoo May 18, 2021

Zen

A human with no money or brain.

It's Zen, I have no money or a brain, please help pay my bills.

by LiveMe King July 16, 2025

Zen

A funny guy who goes to washinton latin, in DC

Zen is cool

by LOTTIEHATER February 4, 2022

Patrick the Zen Boss

Patrick is the epitome of patience in the workplace. He's the kind of boss who approaches every task with the calm precision of a master craftsman. Patrick is the master of taking his time, and he is never in a rush, he meticulously takes his time to ensure everything is done eventually, but flawlessly. His dry sense of humour adds a touch of charm to the team. Patrick is the go-to guru for precision in the workplace but at his own pace.

If you do not have a Patrick the Zen Boss on your team, you should get one.

by RoloLoots September 20, 2023

Zen Crew

A 'crew' that people find belonging in, often at times they should not.
The crew mainly consists of nerds who find no other thing as amusing as 'hanging with the zen crew', making some memey YouTube videos.

Average Joe: "Oi Matt have you finished your assignment?"
Matt: "Nah, I've been hanging with the Zen Crew yo."

by PlunE June 27, 2016