your mom

Is a raging homosexual.
She told me last night when I attempted to bang her.

Whose that raging homosexual?

Your mom

by yourmom(ha ah) April 12, 2011

Your mom

A. the person who raised you

B. The person who left you on the door step of the orphanage

C. My drug dealer

D. The most clevor come back of all time...(sarcasm)

Can you ask your mom if she has my cocaine that I need to buy

by The old lady at the orphanage February 10, 2014

Your mom

Ultimate come back

“You look ugly”
“Your mom!”
“I’m offended”

by Jugsofketchup April 22, 2021

Your mom

Someone whose fiddle I diddled last night

I fiddled and diddled your mom last night

by Lil mommy March 01, 2022

your mom

What every 12yr old says to every question you ask them.

Person 1: wuts up biches

12 year old: Your Mom. (Laugh)

by SuDUCKtion October 29, 2015

Your mom

If someone uses this on your your mom is gay

Your mom is stupid oh yeah well your mom is gay

by Mr HEEP AS July 26, 2020

Your mom

An incredibly beautiful woman on the inside and out whose sole goal in life is to live long and prosperously off of positivity, self-acceptance, and the subcutaneous and visceral fat reserves in her body.

Your mom is so cool that absolute zero warms her up.

by True_Lust July 22, 2019