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Street Yoga

When a person is thrown from any moving vehicle, but usually a motorcycle, and proceeds to tumble like a ragdoll down the road. Can also be used when talking about bicycle or skateboard accidents.
Buddy was splitting traffic at a 100 mph, when he hit a car and... STREET YOGA!
by Tooncez April 2, 2024
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cigar yoga

the art in which Gold Member invades your Monica Lewinsky but under the table status with a whole ass lit cigar
Hey check it out! Straight or blue balls? Try some Cigar Yoga!
by Hunta Davie March 26, 2024
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Yoga

Just Lay down And Close your eyes And relax.Let your Face melt, And let your legs and feet Melt, Let your whole Body melt, And Wonder Of your Self, Stand Up and Criss Cross And say Nah Nah stay "That means Your not doing yoga Anymore or your starting"
Just lay down And close your eyes and relax let your face melt, And let your Legs and feet melt, Let your whole body Melt, And Wonder Of yourself, Stand up And Criss Cross And say Nah Nah stay"That means Your not doing yoga anymore or your starting
by LiliTheCoolgirl June 13, 2017
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Big Yoga

Big Yoga is an adapted yoga program, developed by Yoga expert Meera Patricia Kerr, that makes Yoga accessible to anyone challenged by extra weight, stiffness, injury or neglect.
Big Yoga is for Every-Body!
Big Yoga is not your daughter's yoga!
by Pete64 December 7, 2011
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Appalachian yoga

you look Purty , me and you gonna do some Appalachian yoga.
by Brian T. O'Hara August 7, 2019
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Yoga Fascist

A vegan hominid of peculiar origin, of the grass fed, essential-oil-infused variety. Frequently believes lavender oil is the cure to cancer.
Declares they value all people equally, and in saying so means that they'd like to kill everyone indiscriminately. Gathers in mass gatherings during a pandemic, declares everyone is capable of being cured of illness with the right "emotional enema", or the right essential oil. Peddles in pseudosciences like a fucking snake oil salesman. Usually Has an opinion on everything, but has never picked up a book in their life, unless it was to burn it.

Takes photo ops and marches with Literal NAZI's because they support the same people-killing ideology as the NAZI's, they've just rebranded it as "deeply emotional spirituality".
"That fucking yoga fascist is gathering a crowd outside my house again, looks like theyre here to burn crosses on my lawn, and meditate again"
by Wypipo whisperer August 31, 2020
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Camel yoga

Yoga done with the intent of producing camel toe for posting on social media.
Check out this reel, it's total camel yoga.
by rachycakes April 20, 2024
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