To feel a girls tits that are so small all you feel are ribs and hard nipples, no cushion whatsoever.
"Dude, hooked up with that academy chick last night, absolutely nothing to grab on, I felt like I was reading brail"
by Michael Salvatore March 12, 2008
Get the Reading Brailmug. (verb)
the ability to forget information that you have read once it is deemed \:
a. inappropriate
b. vulgar
c. profane
or d. retarded
being able to un- read something automatically makes it alright to read anything. If it's not okay for you to read it- you can always un- read it!
the ability to forget information that you have read once it is deemed \:
a. inappropriate
b. vulgar
c. profane
or d. retarded
being able to un- read something automatically makes it alright to read anything. If it's not okay for you to read it- you can always un- read it!
But mom, I don't remember anything from that book- I unread it.
Mrs. Blaney advised the book club readers to un- read any of the books on the book list that they have already read.
Mrs. Blaney advised the book club readers to un- read any of the books on the book list that they have already read.
by molly- morgan jones October 10, 2007
Get the un- readmug. a very small city south west of london, nothing ever FUCKING HAPPENS!!!!!!!!!!!!
pronounced reding but we're awkward so we spelt it reading:)
pronounced reding but we're awkward so we spelt it reading:)
by punksnotdead17 August 20, 2019
Get the reading, englandmug. The act of doing everything according to how social traditions and formal expectations dictate you should, usually for social acceptance by an individual or a group. One's ability to perform this act does not necessarily make them what they want to be.
Tessa: Wow! Max brought Niki flowers on the first date, opened all the doors, paid for dinner, bought expensive champagne, and walked her to her front door. What a great guy!
Andrew: Okay, he read the handbook, but so what? Is he actually an interesting guy?
Max: Yeah, I thought Niki was pretty cool. She seemed to know a lot about indie bands and films and ordered a chai latte at the coffeeshop. Then I slowly realized she was quoting Pitchfork with every other breath.
Tessa: Handbook-reader?
Max: Aye.
Andrew: Okay, he read the handbook, but so what? Is he actually an interesting guy?
Max: Yeah, I thought Niki was pretty cool. She seemed to know a lot about indie bands and films and ordered a chai latte at the coffeeshop. Then I slowly realized she was quoting Pitchfork with every other breath.
Tessa: Handbook-reader?
Max: Aye.
by p-teK April 6, 2008
Get the read the handbookmug. A method of viewing complex films (and filmed versions of plays, especially), in order to see and hear the actions of the plot, but also to read what is happening, while the story unfolds.
When teaching students complex plays by Shakespeare or Arthur Miller, an English teacher might employ the method of read-viewing of the play so that students can see what is happening while reading the subtitles/closed captions. Read-viewing engages students in the visual world of the story, which helps to improve comprehension of the literature. Ideally, this method would be used in short increments of 20 to 30 minutes, and then students will discuss and analyze what they have read-viewed.
by MsDurdenTeacher November 20, 2017
Get the read-viewingmug. Basically the crustiest fever you’ll ever experience caused by piss bottles shit bags and gazebo legs being repeatedly thundercunted at your tent at Reading
“Mate Ive just been at Reading”
“How was it”
“Decent but I feel like someones jammed a fat pulsating cock down my throat”
“Shit you might be coming down with Reading Flu”
“How was it”
“Decent but I feel like someones jammed a fat pulsating cock down my throat”
“Shit you might be coming down with Reading Flu”
by GuruOfTerminology August 31, 2022
Get the Reading Flumug. The state of semi-consciousness where one is alternately reading and napping. The person sleep-reading typically has only slight responsiveness to external stimulation or provocation owing to either their sleep state or to their pre-occupation with their reading.
by Sleap Reeder May 17, 2021
Get the sleep-readingmug.