Love Umbrella

A gut so big that your SO can give you oral sex in the rain and still stay dry.

It was pouring outside when my woman gave me oral sex. She stayed dry because my love umbrella covered her.

by Jenkum DeCoux December 18, 2010

Visionary Umbrella

Seeing it from the eyes of someone else or you're being affected by someone else's preferences and dislikes without even realizing it.

1) Many Germans were under Hitler's visionary umbrella.
2) My friend Rachel used to enjoy drama films, but now that she is under her boyfriend's visionary umbrella, she doesn't even think about them.

by Water Candle May 4, 2021

Cum Umbrella

Cum Umbrella: A slang term referring to large, dramatic fake eyelashes worn by women. The exaggerated size and shape of the lashes are humorously likened to an “umbrella,” suggesting they could shield a woman’s eyes from male semen during intimate encounters.

She walked in with these massive eye lashes - Total ‘Cum umbrellas’ ready for anything.

by Cole rivers January 23, 2025

Columbus Umbrella

The Columbus Umbrella is when you have intercourse with at least 2 other people and you urinate on one person, using their body to shield the other person from said urine.

Jeremy was so excited to get a Columbus Umbrella and protect Donald from my urine .

by Mr. Bungles June 8, 2022