toley puncher

A Scottish term for a homosexual man who enjoys inserting his clenched fist into the anus of another homosexual man. "Toley" is a Scottish term for faeces.

Homosexual man 1: "Are you a toley puncher?"
Homosexual man 2: "I sure am."
Homosexual man 1: "My rectum currently contains a large mass of toley. Would you like to punch it?"
Homosexual man 2: "I sure would. Would you like me to wear a boxing glove?"

by giardiaman November 3, 2013

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Toledo ZooTeen

Pretty cool people who act like creepers most the time. But volunteer a lot with education, conservation, community service, and other random things at the Toledo Zoo and some off grounds places. Again, their pretty cool kids(:

"I wanna be a Toledo ZooTeen?"
"Why?"
"'Cause their the coolest kids in town."

by ZooTeen 4 Ever((: January 2, 2010

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toblerone

A delicious chocolate bar that comes in a long, triangular shape. Often the subject of metaphors.

"It's kind of like when you have three bars of White Chocolate Toblerone..."

by misslaurenhelene April 5, 2010

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Toledo

In a state in which half of the economy is already based off Lebron James, Toledo is the shining star crowning the Christmas tree of poverty and despair. Although the city has a population nearing 300,000, no more than 6 of its citizens actually want to live in Toledo, and the rest of the population has been held hostage by communist overlords at the University of Toledo since a coup de tat in 2002. The misery of the hostages is so massive, it influences the weather to be gloomy, rainy, and, for lack of better terminology, shitty year round. The terrible weather serves as a natural barrier to prevent any outsiders from coming to save the native Toledans from hostile subjection, making the grave situation even more hopeless. Foreign aid has debated on making a rescue attempt, but when they sat down to discuss the matter, they realized the people of Toledo kinda suck anyway.

The people of Toledo communicate mostly through their battle cries. For those unfamiliar with Toledan battle cries, they are similar to the sound of a thousand fucking car alarms. The most popular cult ritual battle cry begins with the clan elite saying "TOL". After the apex unit begins the chant, his or her grunts respond with "EDO", signaling that they are ready for combat. The best course of action upon hearing this ritual is to respond to the Alpha's signal and attempt to blend in to the underlings.

Person 1: Hey where do you want to go for vacation?

Person 2: Not Toledo

by Suck My Toledo April 17, 2018

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