max

the saltiest prick in the world. He's so salty that his spirit animal is a Mc Donald's French fry. The only girl he's ever dated is the salt shaker at the local Burger King

Max made fun of me for dating Kenna and I said "well at least she said yes to me."

by Jose Michael jordan December 3, 2017

max

some short little dickwad who looks vaguely like sans the skeleton

'you know who you are max'

by one-hell-of-a-cult-leader May 25, 2020

Max

Max is hiliarous and has a joke for everything, he doesn't care about his teachers and he is secretly smart as fuck, he probably does better 90s than you and doesn't play console 😤

"Omg is that ninja? Nah that's just max"

by -voidz August 7, 2019

Max

A scaredy cat.

"Hey, scaredy cat Max."

by Joebama's worshipper September 7, 2020

Max

Amazing wonderful human!max is so amazing and should be so loved. They don't always feel like they deserve anything but they deserve even better!if you have a max in your life keep them around,they are the best and never lose them

Max is so sweet, he can be trusted with anything

by Randompersonyoudontknoworneedt November 1, 2020

Max

Synonym: simp

Has a black dog and a lizard and likes the Black hawks but might need a tutor for geometry. Very friendly, but talks about band and little too much. A great friend.

Wow he’s nice, is his name Max? Ya I thought so.

by Wacky MONK March 6, 2020

Max

A kid who hit puberty in 3rd grade

Max is really manly

by CarrotConductor3 November 9, 2020