max

the saltiest prick in the world. He's so salty that his spirit animal is a Mc Donald's French fry. The only girl he's ever dated is the salt shaker at the local Burger King

Max made fun of me for dating Kenna and I said "well at least she said yes to me."

by Jose Michael jordan December 3, 2017

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some short little dickwad who looks vaguely like sans the skeleton

'you know who you are max'

by one-hell-of-a-cult-leader May 25, 2020

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Max has massive penis and still gets 0 bitches

Bro is that max

Yeah is penis is huge but he gets no bitches

by Max gets no bitches June 20, 2022

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That ranga that's not really a ranga but still counts no matter what and he's not gay but has that vibe, ya know?

Person 1: "Yo, is that Max?"
Person 2: "Yeah he just came out of drama"
Person 1: "Ha, knew he did drama"
Person 2: "Ha yeah... isn't he-"
Person 1: "A gay ranga? He's not gay"
Person 2: "Really? But he's so-"
Person 1: "Yeah I know, and his hairs losing colour"
Person 2: "Still counts though"
Person 1: "Yeah"

by OhLordICannotDoThisSaveMeJesus August 5, 2019

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Max is a really nice person and he is so loyal. If you have a Max in your life you are very lucky. If anyone tried to hurt any of his friends he would hurt the person that hurt them because he loves his friends. You either love him or you hate him, its not that hard to love him and if you ever get a max keep him as long as you can. If you are friends with a max try not to do anything that will upset him because you might loose him permanently.

Madison: ''OMG i'm dating max i'm so lucky he is the most amazing boyfriend !"
Freddie: "Max is such a good friend he is so loyal!"

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Most beautiful, handsome boy in the world. Who gives the best cuddles. He doesn’t always show it but he will love you forever and always. He has a heart of gold and will do anything for the ones he’s close to. I love you max !

“Max” from your bad b

by John from church December 5, 2019

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