Booty Cream

When your having anal sex and you cum inside but keep going thus combing your sperm and the ass juices.

"I made so much booty cream in her last night"

by Basically_Richard_Mulcaster_69 November 24, 2019

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Cream Crackered

To be extremely tired and exhausted.
Rhyming slang for knackered.

Guy 1: Wanna go out later?
Guy 2: No thanks, I'm Cream Crackered.

by Teatard January 29, 2009

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Milfy Cream

The most divine material in existence. Substantial quantities have not yet been obtained to analyze its chemical composition, and it can therefore not be replicated. It is a universal lubricant and has been proven to heal blindness, prevent sexually transmitted diseases, and even cure cancer. It is also effective as an acne treatment and a solvent for removing stains from clothing and upholstery. It originates deep within the milfy fluff and production is stimulated by the sighting of a Horny Hottie or at the will of Hot_Milfy_Mom. A common side effect of a Milfy Crush.

What is that coming down from the sky? Mana from heaven? Angel's tears? Unicorn blood?

No, it's Milfy Cream. Let us give thanks.

by CaptainStupendous December 28, 2011

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Skooshy Cream

A Scottish term for whipped cream in a can.

Scotsman: Cuid ye gimme th' Skooshy Cream?
American: huh?
Scotsman *slams hands on table: A'm waantin' some o` yer sweet sauce. Th' nectar o' th' gods. A'm waantin' whit na jimmy kin hae, bit a' jimmy crave. A'm waantin' th' skoosh. A'm waantin' that precious aerated mixture o' dairy 'n' nitrogen.

American: -_- I hate when you do this. (passes Skooshy Cream)
Scotsman: Ta. (proceeds to put Skooshy Cream on his Ice cream)

by Squirtycream December 13, 2021

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