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Professor Thanos

(n.) A teacher who curves a class to fail 50% of students.

Often found in fields of physics or mathematics, a Professor Thanos is attracted to balance and assures the class his grading philosophy “is for your own good.” At the snap of Professor Thanos’s fingers, half of the graduating seniors will simply fade away.
Alan avoided Calculus III because he heard it was taught by a Professor Thanos.
by nolandc October 4, 2019
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Professor Michael Prince

The Dark Lord himself, he who shall not be named. He is rarely wrong, except while grading. Uses dice to randomly determine how many points to take off. If you say his catchphrase "It Depends" 3 times, he will appear. Teaches the infamous best class you will never want to take again.
Guy: "Where do you want to go"
Girl: "Idk, it depends"
Guy: "Be careful! You don't want to summon Professor Michael Prince. He might fuck up your GPA again"
by Professor Next April 25, 2019
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Professor Joe

A guy who thinks he knows everything and a dick about it.
Don't be a professor Joe.
by Gump1004 February 22, 2024
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