Accidental Jerk

One who's personality lends itself to being bullish or blunt without considering the feelings of others. Initially, this type of person has no idea that others see him/her as a jerk due to obliviousness.

I really thought I was just providing my coworker pertinent information, but then I thought about the way I said it. I'm pretty sure I was an accidental jerk.

by WhiskyNick September 14, 2018

Accidental Flex

When you flex by accident or you didnt mean it.

A: Bro why did you destroyed the dumbells ?
B: Sorry, got massives gains recently, didnt meen to accidental flex.

by Bill_Claymore March 8, 2023

accidental suicide

when you accidentally kill yourself

kelly: ever heard of an accidental suicide?
billy: no?
kelly: fuckin idiot

by ur dads clit August 16, 2023

Accidental Humor

What happens when someone says something "serious," but it's so off-base, erroneous, wrong or goofy that people laugh at it anyway.

A. Did you hear Trump saying he knows more than the Doctors and the World Health Organization about the COVID-19 epidemic?

B. Yeah, I had to laugh at him. Accidental Humor at its finest.

Jill: Did you hear Candy going on about Right To Life being a "Christian Duty?"

Kathy: Yeah. Now she's pregnant and begging for an abortion.

Jill: Talk about "Accidental Humor..."

by The Third Jay Guy April 6, 2020

Accidental Faggotry

When a man/manchild claims to accidentally display signs of male affection and sexual interest.

That guy in the yellow shirt touches my hand every time he's working around me. He says he doesn't mean to, but I think it's a case of accidental faggotry.

by Kylewoodfrombayonet December 26, 2023

accidente

a made up italian word you say when something accidentally happened. there is also a game revolving around it where you kick your sibling and say "accidente"

accidente!

by hello it me motherfacka December 29, 2023

Accidental burn

When you try to say something to someone that sounded right in your head at first, and you end up burning them instead.

Just watch michael kelso accidental burn himself in that 70s show. He does it pretty often

by stephen11223344556677889900 December 15, 2023