When you're on a hike and stop to drain your main vain at the public porta-potty and get a wild hankerin' to spooge, so you MacGyver a flesh-light using your water bottle and collapsible silicone dog bowl. Later you stop at Taco Bell for a chalupa and Baja Blast that you put in your water bottle to make a Jizz Slurpee a Jizzlurpee.
by kat.ass.trophic_failure March 2, 2022
Get the Oregon Sasquatch Porta Potty Slurpeemug. Rhonda is a fine ass chick, but her mouth needs a listerine slurpee before she can talk to me again.
by PantherFan75 June 16, 2012
Get the listerine slurpeemug. China, or better known Wang Yao's real and official wife. She is China's only wife an only love.
China loves his filipina wife Slurpee.
China loves his filipina wife Slurpee.
"Yao.. I feel sad today.."
"Aiyah! Don't be sad aru! You can cuddle me until you feel betta!"
In definition, China and Slurpee are in love.
"Aiyah! Don't be sad aru! You can cuddle me until you feel betta!"
In definition, China and Slurpee are in love.
by Chinaslittlefilipina July 6, 2025
Get the Slurpeemug. by Lil cum guzzler April 25, 2024
Get the Illinois slurpeemug. The definition of a bad rapper. If I took something out of my anus and showed it to you. It would be lil Slurpee. Look up his songs. Benz, True Facts, NMD. True facts talks about assault. “You better watch yourself before you get the belt.” Do you like that type of rapper. I mean, he can’t even get a girl? Ella, Emma, you name it, he’s gotten rejected by them. Oh and he dated Hristiyana and liked Nia Klepp! To pissy to ask her out though
by Theneighbortothrleft December 14, 2018
Get the Lil Slurpeemug. by Slurpee god July 2, 2020
Get the Slurpee chiefmug. My girl wanted to go to 7-11, it was too late so I put a straw in my cock and told that bitch to have a Sperm Slurpee!
by Ammo4u March 12, 2023
Get the Sperm Slurpeemug.