Rusty Sniper Rifle

When you have anal sex with a girl and pull out just before you ejaculate and ejaculate into her eye.

Bro last night i was fuckin this girl in the ass and gave her a rusty sniper rifle.

by Juggalo25 November 3, 2018

rifle dick

when you can shoot your load, or anything that matter, really far out of your penis.

'yeah my boyfriend has rifle dick he can come on my face from missionary position'

by sux4cigs August 4, 2017

Assault Rifle

An Assault Rifle is a rifle has an option of (Select Fire) and shoots an (intermediate cartridge) like 5.56x45 or 7.62x39. Usually having a magazine capacity of 30 rounds.

BTW AR15 stands for Armalite Rifle 15 often mistaken for Assault Rifle 15 by politicians.

ATF on phone: ATF what your emergency

Liberal Karen: My NaIgHbOrs GoT An AsSaUlt RiFle 15

ATF: does he have a dog

Liberal Karen: what

ATF: just wondering

by WarFather August 8, 2023

Rifled

A person that is saying something so stupid that is showing apparent brain damage.

"Come on let's raid that supermarket"
"Man you're rifled"

by TheSally2548 July 14, 2020

Rifled

The state of being wicked fucked up.

Yo Jerry, top chedder buds man, I'm Rifled!

by JScannelBowdoinhammer January 13, 2011

Girardoni Air Rifle

A repeating rifle that was near silent and held up to 22 .46 caliber balls at once made in 1780, that like the Kentucky rifle and Puckle Gun disproves the argument that "The second amendment was only intended for muskets." as it predates the second amendment by 9 years. Also, Thomas Jefferson owned one, it was adopted by the Austrian Army and used until 1815, and one was used in the Lewis and Clark Expedition. Also known as the Windbüchse in German.

guy 1: THE SECOND AMENDMENT WAS ONLY INTENDED FOR MUSKETS
guy 2: wrong, look up the Girardoni Air Rifle

by Dat Cat June 18, 2020

semen rifle

The male penis.
Your dick.

Sarah and I had fun last night with my semen rifle and her vajayjay

by ThatCreepyPerson April 23, 2014