Taylor Swift

Taylor Swift, a narcissistic woman who relies solely on adoration. She uses song writing to make money and more fame. Every time something bad happens in her perfect life we have to listen otherwise Swifty will get in a tantrum. While she makes millions from petty problems, she also tries desperately hard to relate to people and always holds grudges. Shake it off was an attempt at pop music so she could make more money and earn more loyalty from fans. The whole premise of that song was to not care, while most of her songs are about her caring and being oversensitive. An extremely greedy person who should not be as popular as she is, but as the old saying goes "fake it 'til you make it"
Taylor Swift:

Taylor: I'm just going to shake, shake, shake
Person: But you're the one who cries over nothing...
Taylor: No I don't! I'm caring, sweet and cute.
Person: You use your face to project your career and make people pity you
Taylor: You're just a hater!!!!

Person: All I'm doing is giving facts
Taylor: FANS. ATTACK!!!!!!!!!!!
Person: Wtf. Crazy bit-
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me: i LOVE taylor swift
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The best singer and person ever. If you hate on her you need a life, and if you call her ugly you need eyes. To make fun of someone's appearance is mean and terrible, and if you think Taylor's ugly you need an actual life. She has the best looks, voice, and personality of anyone ever and I can guarantee she's doing better than you fav right now. You're just mad she's better than you. So go get a life and stop shaming a celebrity you don't truly know. You aren't getting anywhere in life and you're an idiot if you hate her.
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Well anybody down there who doesnt like Taylor Swift has sand in there vaginia and shouldnt be talking here like seriously get a life.Okay?? Anyway Taylor Swift is a contry singer or they wouldnt put her on the CMA's (which is country music awards for all you slow ones) I dont know why you guys hate her you dont know her and Im not saying I do either but I dont hate her because her dreams came true and YOURS didnt!!
Person 1- "Who is that chick that beat Beyoncé?"
Person 2-" Oh that is Taylor Swift"
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A freakin' hot-ass girl that I'm in love with.

I've heard rumors that she might have a career in music, but I have no idea. I've honestly never heard any songs by her, but I could look at her photoshoots all day long.
I'm thinking of sending a marriage proposal to Taylor Swift.
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An American female pop/country singer/songwriter/musician. She wrote and sang the hits "Shake it off," "Blank space," "You belong with me," and "look what you made me do." she has 6 studio LP's with her forthcoming 7th album "Lover" with hit songs "ME!" and "You need to calm down." She is 29 (Based on June of 2019) and her 30th birthday will be on December 13th Her fans proclaim themselves as "Swifties" and she is one of the highest-growth female artist's in the world.
"Hey did you listen to Taylor Swift's new song?"
"yeah it was a banger!"
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