jizz thumper

a man in his mid fifties who likes to roll around in his own semen and yell random shit as loud as he can.

your dads a f****** jizz thumper!!!

by num nut December 5, 2019

Fudge Thumper

Someone who fucks a male from behind

James got caught being a fudge thumper behind the bar last night.

by Tayl0rB July 4, 2020

double thumper

When a man's penis is so large that the act of pulling it out on a table makes 2 thumps

All the boys in the Frat got double thumpers

by BodyBasper December 11, 2020

Kitty Thumper

Kaevon.

Sure, kitty thumper ;)

by Jennifer Rodrigo February 5, 2021

Goat Thumper

When you fat glizzy destroys a goats ass just like I did with your wife, or when you have a great “experience” with a goat

Oh my god Barry did the goat thumper on that goat down the street

by CrickyGG May 12, 2021

sac thumper

The person who will take pleasure in vigorously knuckle slapping a mans testicles

I do like a good sac thumper every now and then. When im feeling saucy, that is....

by Dara Lique July 25, 2021

Science thumper

A person who demands strict adherence to “the science” as determined by “the experts”. Usually these folks take criticism poorly and view any opposing claims as blasphemy

Bobby Joe: are these masks actually helping with anything? They can’t be that sanitary…
Betty Lou: shh a science thumper might hear you!

by Ronald k chump August 24, 2021