Thug Thumper

Noun: A basic type female that prefers the thug life kind of guy. This type of basic female is often found going from guy to guy has no job may have a few kids and listens to the top 20 rap battles of 2001 on replay.

Ugh, Devin is such a thug thumper.

by Titansgirl03 December 13, 2017

Science thumper

A person who demands strict adherence to “the science” as determined by “the experts”. Usually these folks take criticism poorly and view any opposing claims as blasphemy

Bobby Joe: are these masks actually helping with anything? They can’t be that sanitary…
Betty Lou: shh a science thumper might hear you!

by Ronald k chump August 24, 2021

Vegan Thumper

Vegans that go around pushing their opinions and beliefs on everybody when in reality no one gives a fuck.

I am not going out with her, she’s a fuckin’ vegan thumper

by @bahamamama August 19, 2019

The Blue Veined Thumper

Ones Throbbing Penis

I awoke in the morning and the blue veined thumper was knockin'

by Redogg September 13, 2009

Andy’s Thumper

It’s not the biggest but it’s a good length but the real strength in this specimen is the speed and time it’s used, that’s why it’s called the thumper

Veronica: I had sex with Willem last night, he was huge
Ava: I had sex with Andy. Andy’s Thumper isn’t the biggest but it gets the job done

by Łøšęr March 16, 2021

Pickle thumper

A large wide man who enjoys the simple pleasure that is penis.

Hey dawg just wanted to let you know I’m a pickle thumper

by Wafercrusader March 22, 2023

Talmud Thumper

One who uses the Talmud to attack/defame others' characters instead of as a guide to proper living. These people tend to be depressingly ignorant of anything else except the Talmud and behavior as expected by the religious.

That Talmud Thumper makes me so sick! Every day, he stands on my porch shouting about how I'm doomed to be an enslaved Goy because I haven't been circumcised!

by TheCiggyWiggy November 17, 2023