Noun: A basic type female that prefers the thug life kind of guy. This type of basic female is often found going from guy to guy has no job may have a few kids and listens to the top 20 rap battles of 2001 on replay.
by Titansgirl03 December 13, 2017

A person who demands strict adherence to “the science” as determined by “the experts”. Usually these folks take criticism poorly and view any opposing claims as blasphemy
Bobby Joe: are these masks actually helping with anything? They can’t be that sanitary…
Betty Lou: shh a science thumper might hear you!
Betty Lou: shh a science thumper might hear you!
by Ronald k chump August 24, 2021

Vegans that go around pushing their opinions and beliefs on everybody when in reality no one gives a fuck.
by @bahamamama August 19, 2019

by Redogg September 13, 2009

It’s not the biggest but it’s a good length but the real strength in this specimen is the speed and time it’s used, that’s why it’s called the thumper
Veronica: I had sex with Willem last night, he was huge
Ava: I had sex with Andy. Andy’s Thumper isn’t the biggest but it gets the job done
Ava: I had sex with Andy. Andy’s Thumper isn’t the biggest but it gets the job done
by Łøšęr March 16, 2021

by Wafercrusader March 22, 2023

One who uses the Talmud to attack/defame others' characters instead of as a guide to proper living. These people tend to be depressingly ignorant of anything else except the Talmud and behavior as expected by the religious.
That Talmud Thumper makes me so sick! Every day, he stands on my porch shouting about how I'm doomed to be an enslaved Goy because I haven't been circumcised!
by TheCiggyWiggy November 17, 2023
