A Turkish proverb. Used when someone is acting know-it-all against someone else that actually knows it all.
'Ben senin güttüğün koyun kadar çoban siktim'
'Ben senin güttüğün koyun kadar çoban siktim'
The know-it-all: I have recently read a few articles about X online, so I think I am kind of an expert on the subject now!
The expert: You know I have a PhD in X, right? I fucked as many shepherds as the sheep you herded!
The expert: You know I have a PhD in X, right? I fucked as many shepherds as the sheep you herded!
by teori April 3, 2022

While it takes bees to make honey it wouldn't be all that great if they were still around for the consumption of said honey.
by Clear Lake Heratiage Demo June 29, 2010

A Brazillion.
"How many South Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A Brazillion. Get it?"
"No."
"Brazil is in South America, and sounds like it could become a number. A Brazillion."
"OH. I'M STUPID."
"No."
"Brazil is in South America, and sounds like it could become a number. A Brazillion."
"OH. I'M STUPID."
by Iss Ya Boi Skinny Penis June 14, 2018

by Omgiceagafm May 24, 2021

You: hey how many saiyens does it take to screw in a light bulb.
some guy: ok how many.
You:just one except it takes 20 episodes.
some guy: ok how many.
You:just one except it takes 20 episodes.
by *Cough* *Cough* June 5, 2016

dude #1: i would like to bomb my self.
dude #2: how many more wives do you have?
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dude #1: what is the "internet"?
dude #2: how many more wives do you have?
dude #2: how many more wives do you have?
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dude #1: what is the "internet"?
dude #2: how many more wives do you have?
by Yogev [AKA Yogi] February 17, 2008

To be honest, I don’t know, and I’m glad you asked, too, because I have no idea how you found this page.
by Nobody reads this except you- September 30, 2021
