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123 main support battalion

The 123 msb is part of the 1 armored division in the us army in dexheim, Germany. It is the crappiest unit in the entire military, with only a hand full of good people in it. It is filled with the most rasict black people in the army who think that the army is a black army. It is also filled with Masons, who think that they're the best thing since sliced bread. They're only out to help out their own kind.
In this unit a non-commisioned officer can inflict pain upon a soldier than year later get promoted, I guess the supply room is as close as you can get to the commander's asshole. This unit is filled with the most racist, nasty son-of a bitches in the army, it's like they just can't die their stupid asses never get sent to Iraq. Please Mr secutary of defense lay off of the rest of the army send 123 in to the front lines so the the terrost can finally do something helpful.
123 main support battalion is the shit hole of the army.

soldier: Hey Dad I've done great things for my country.

dad: What's that son???

soldier: I got a real good tan over in the salon, now my chain-of-command thinks I'm black. My promotable status is about to kick in on my next L.E.S.

dad: That's great son I always knew you had it in you.
by colopike September 3, 2007
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Community Support Officer

A British answer to the American Rent-a-cop.

However, CSO's have virtually no power. Apparently they can detain people for 30min until the real coppers arrive.

Also known as Chav Wranglers
Those chavlings got moved on by a CSO.
by Kelly Osbourne's Gimp April 25, 2005
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immoral support

Immoral support is opposite to moral support. Whereas moral support is encouragement and support for a moral action, immoral support is encouragement and support for an immoral action.
"Did you hear? He's helping him plan a murder."
"That's some immoral support there."
by Drazard October 10, 2011
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Tech support syndrome

When an issue in a computer seems to be fixed when you are on the phone with tech support, but as soon as you are off the phone, the issue comes back full fledged.
Britney: Is your computer fixed?
Alyssa: No, its acting weird still.
Britteny: Wasn't it working when you were on the phone with John before today?
Alyssa: Yes, but its not working anymore. It stopped working as soon as we hung up.
Britteny: I guess your computer has tech support syndrome.
Alyssa: Yeah.
by Mc'Blindy June 14, 2010
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beer support group

A euphemism taken from the term peer support group. Simply means a group of people that you drink beer with. Especially a group of people that seem to gravitate towards the heavy side of drinking. Most likely a support group of borderline alcoholics, helping each other cope with life's challenges by drinking.
Stacey: Can you come out to dinner tonight?

Dan: Nah... gotta drop in on the old beer support group..

Stacey: Awww.... I'm so proud of you. It's nice to have a boy friend that gives back to the community.

Dan: I know.... it isn't always easy but my brothers need me... (opens a beer)

Stacey: mmwahh
by qorn48 July 14, 2011
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Tech support for the soul

A friendship that helps to keep you balanced and earth worthy.
I have the best tech support for the soul with my Bubby.
by WearWolph September 29, 2011
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cock support

To help out another person in trying to get acquainted with, converse with, or hook up with a member of the opposite sex.

Essentially, the antonym of cock block.
John: Dude, hook me up with that friend of yours.

Mike: You mean with Alyssa?

John: Yeah, you guys know each other pretty well right? You gotta cock support me bruh, hook a brotha up.

Mike: Alright man, I'll just walk pass her, act like a dick, and knock some books out of her hand. Then you come out of the shadows and walk up to her and help her with her books and she'll think you're some kind of nice guy/hero all of a sudden.

John: Yeah sounds great bruh!

Mike: No prob, I always act like a dick towards girls anyways.
by Lishao Tao October 2, 2011
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