Stumpy

A common name for a balding man who generally wears tight fitting pants to his workplace, and has a major case of genital size inferiority to his siblings. (most frequent occurrences are found between identical twins)

You know Alden sure wouldn't be so Stumpy if he'd just buy some looser fitting slacks.

by Associate May 5, 2004

stumpy

What happens on a golf course when you mangage to keep the ball behind the ladies tees and still have not made your 4th shot for the hole. This feat is now steeped in dovers tradition. This may happen when hitting a power box in front of the 9th tee at Belconnen Magpies Golf Club.

How'd you go on the the last there champ? I had a stumpy! Put me down for a wipe!

by Droppa September 3, 2005

stumpy

a girl who breaks their leg during a sport and has to wear the big black boot to make it better (looks like a stump)

Chris- hey that new girl on my soccer team just broke her leg
Tina- what a stumpy

by royalblueregeths January 22, 2008

Scummy Mission

Your only having sex with this girl because ur drunk, a girl who is only an average looking girl who you wouldnt do while sober but when drunk you would bang her.

Man 1 "Man someone said jennifer was hot"
Man 2 "Naw man she a scummy mission though"

by xX541Xx January 1, 2012

stumpy toe

stumpy toe is a woman called sandra with a stumpy toe

stumpy toe is for a short red head who is a fat old tramp

by stumpy toe July 31, 2016

Scummy hit

Being beyond fucked up, on any substance, usually for an extended length of time. Those who "get scummy" literally turn into a potato.

"Let's get some beer and some bud and get really scummy hit tonight."

by Furious furniture January 9, 2017

Stumpy Eskimo

A chubby, round faced girl, that's squat in stature and enjoys blowing dudes in ice shanties.

We pulled this Stumpy Eskimo out of the bar last night and brought her in to the ice shack, she smelled like kerosene and fish, but she sure sucked my chub dry.

by The WL December 11, 2017