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Sporgler

A term used to describe a non-spoiler which oversensitive people call a spoiler despite it being shown in trailer, toys and other promotional material of a film, TV show or game.
“oh man the porgs in Star Wars look pretty cool

what the fuck man SPOILERS! I didn’t want to know porgs existed”

“Fuck off you pathetic cock, its a sporgler”
by ShillyBatford October 10, 2017
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spoiler waiver

What you say to allow your friends to spoil. Typically before a question.

Abbr. SW.

Note that this is only in effect temporarily. It is encouraged to define a standard this time period within a friendship. E.g. only one answer to a question.
Mr. Robot season 1 spoiler alert below:

You: Spoiler waiver: What is the deal with Mr. Robot?!
Friend: He's a figment of Elliots imagination

Opposed to
You: What is the deal with Mr. Robot?!
Friend: IDK?
by unguis November 1, 2017
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Swogle

That time when you stretch and your butthole opens up and closes leaving that disgusting feeling that you literally took a shit.
Ah, dude I just had a major swogle. I swear I just shitted myself.
by Celestus November 5, 2018
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Spoiledism

When kyle doesn’t give a shit if he breaks his phine because he is spoiled
“I don’t give a shit if I break my phone
That’s spoiledism”
by Bug Chungus January 17, 2019
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spoiled beans

According to all known laws
of aviation,

there is no way a bee
should be able to fly.

Its wings are too small to get
its fat little body off the ground.

The bee, of course, flies anyway

because bees don't care
what humans think is impossible.

Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black.

Ooh, black and yellow!
Let's shake it up a little.

Barry! Breakfast is ready!

Ooming!

Hang on a second.

Hello?

- Barry?
- Adam?

- Oan you believe this is happening?
- I can't. I'll pick you up.

Looking sharp.

Use the stairs. Your father
paid good money for those.

Sorry. I'm excited.

Here's the graduate.
We're very proud of you, son.

A perfect report card, all B's.

Very proud.

Ma! I got a thing going here.

- You got lint on your fuzz.
- Ow! That's me!

- Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000.
- Bye!

Barry, I told you,
stop flying in the house!

- Hey, Adam.
- Hey, Barry.

- Is that fuzz gel?
- A little. Special day, graduation.

Never thought I'd make it.

Three days grade school,
three days high school.

Those were awkward.

Three days college. I'm glad I took
a day and hitchhiked around the hive.

You did come back different.

- Hi, Barry.
- Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good.
oops thanos dies twice in end game and hulk snaps everyone back i made spoiled beans
by spoodertable10000 May 3, 2019
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Spoiler Queen

A female that frequently spoils books, movies, tv shows, and news without concern or regard for others. They will often do so in person or through social media.
My sister is a spoiler queen. I can’t watch anything without her blabbing the ending.

I heard from the spoiler queen that you’re pregnant.

The spoiler queen told me about the surprise party.
by I_caveman August 21, 2019
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Snogle padododdle

Snogle padododdle is the definition of a slong eating noodles when it’s pandemic
Dude: Yo my slong has been eating noodles like wtf
Doctor: Oh mine too it’s just the snogle padododdle season nothing weird
by Pseudonym can fuck off April 22, 2020
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