spiderman a ho

The act of ejaculating on a girls face so much and in all different directions that it appears to be a spiderweb. Sometimes leading to the girl saying "I CAN'T SEE!!!" or "IT'S BURNING MY EYES!!!"

I had been backed up for so long that when i finally got some, i had to spiderman a ho.

by dazo5 November 2, 2007

spiderman that ho

When a girl is fucking you on top and your projectile cum shoots her to the ceiling, making her stick to the ceiling.

see scary movie 1 for a demonstration. he spiderman that ho

by gurny October 23, 2007

the real spiderman

First created in the late spring of '06, the real spiderman was coined during one of Palmer's double labs. The real spiderman is known for being the most depraved sex act created by a Cinn-City-Citizen.
The real spiderman involves slitting a girl's wrist, inserting your penis for satisfaction, and ejaculating to simulate blood clotting (and so the biddy doesn't die).

Dan: Hey man, have you ever heard of the spiderman?
Matt: Nah, what is it?
Dan: It's when you jizz on your hand and throw it at a chick.
Matt: Nah, bro. The real spiderman is when you jizz in a girl's wrist.
Dan: Dude, that' messed up.

by Milton Street '08 October 3, 2007

reverse spiderman

When you jizz in a girls mouth. Then punch her in the stomach to make her snort jizz out her nose.

Dude i reverse spidermaned this chick last night she loves it

by 69jimbob69 April 14, 2014

Spiderman Tits

Spiderman tits are boobs that have lotd of visible veins, looking like webs.

Today I was about to motorboat this girl, but then when she took of her shirt I saw she had spiderman tits and I backed out.

Man! That skyler chick has some nasty spiderman tits, she might catch a fly with those webs!

by StreetJesus May 6, 2011

Spiderman in the multiversus

The act of having your twin brother shoot his load into your hand and then throwing the load into a chick's face.

Dude did you here that the twins were banging that chick from the bar last night, they pulled the spiderman in the multiversus on her.

by Drfrost May 31, 2022

Spiderman Slap

The act of ejaculating in your hand, then proceeding to bitch slap an unsuspecting victim.

Then I came all over my hand, so I Spiderman Slapped the bitch.

by Knightning June 16, 2016