September 11th

the towers were destined to fall
my father died on that fateful day

"yo you remember september 11th"
"terrible day jacob"

by timetravellingcarrot January 24, 2022

September 2

Only people who are very intelligent are born on this day, most who are born in this day have big dick energy and are the party type. Though they party, they always find time for school work

Oh yeah she was probably born on September 2, she’s so smart but gives off big dick vibes

by Def. maker October 18, 2019

September 7

National kiss your BOYFRIEND day

Bf:hey how are u
Gf.can i give u a kiss
Bf:yah. Is today September 7?

by BF Quotes September 1, 2021

September 9

The most gorgeous beautiful human being to walk earth she’s a bad bitch and cares about others before herself she always smiles beautifully and is really goofy and funny if u meet someone born on this day don’t loose them

Random kid :Have u met a september 9th gurl
Me:nah why should I ?
Kid:there every thing u want fine asf and nice and I heard if u get really close with them they’re freaky

by Da real facts November 5, 2019

september 20

The day the boys raid Area 51.

P1: What are you doing on September 20th?
P2: Nothing involving a government facility.
P1: What type of answer is that? This is why no one talks to you Carl

by Yote>Yeeted July 6, 2019

September 30

The day the sexy motherfuckers are born but they still get no girls they are left alone at night contemplating if the person they like likes them and makes every scenario in there head and go to sleep sad

Fuck

September 30 is the day the sexy bitches are birthed

by AhhShitAWeasel November 8, 2019

September 6th

You’re husband material and boyfriend material and you’re hot but manipulative and no one realises. You have a 10 inch dick

He’s born September 6th

Aw shit you know what that means, he has a big...

by Devils_nut October 15, 2019