scrub

n.
the male version of the fat ugly chick who is best friends with the pretty popular chick. she thinks she can get a guy that way, or maybe just some attention, because her friend is showered in everything she's ever wanted. but it is just not so. truth be told, everyone's sitting there going 'ha ha look at that fat chick, she is so ugly. even more ugly compared to her pretty friend'.

think of the line in the tlc song about the guy hangin out his 'best friends ride'.

by jeska June 24, 2004

SCRUB

Fall

RANDY just HELLA SCRUBBED and ate it!!! HHAHAHA

by Big Bertheeezeee October 18, 2008

scrub

Someone who doesn't care much about what they do or how they look doing it. Or if you just do something very very stupid.

((Girl walks into classroom for a class one day dressed in XXL sweatpants and a huge baggy sweatshirt, no makeup, hair looks nasty, but shes in perfect good health, just very lazy))
"Wow Anne, you are dressed like a scrub."

(Someone just hurdled a ping pong table to impress a girl, and crackled their head open, needing 5 staples in their head.)
"That was a really scrub thing to do"

by Heebs November 15, 2007

scrub

A person whose appearance is a mess.

She hasn't showered in days. What a scrub!

by bk January 6, 2007

scrub

A loser who gravy trains on the name and prestige of the superstar he's married to or dating.

Cris Judd
Jordan Bratman (Christina Aguilera's worthless boyfriend)
and countless more...

by Super J June 1, 2004

scrub

(You all forgot the real meaning of the word) To scrub is to wash hard with a cloth or towel or any cleaning surface.

1. That act of trying to get something off

2. someone who sucks in cs

3. Some poor ass hoe

1. You must "scrub" harder in order to get that stain off the table.

2. LOL, what an OGL scrub.

3. I aint going out with that dirty scrub!

by Mike January 24, 2004

scrub

to own

You just got scrubbed.

by extremeblahityblah January 3, 2011