Squashed Spider

An anus

Her butthole looks like a squashed spider

by durrrrrr455 November 14, 2012

fuzzy squash

An amazing nickname, created in moments of randomness (or drunkness)

"Yeesh I got drunk on chocolate bear last night, did I say anything weird?"
"Yeah, you called me a fuzzy squash"
"Weird"

by Fuzzy Iguana November 15, 2017

Native American Squash Blossom

A sexual act, originating in New Mexico, wherein the transexual woman mashes her penis in a self gratifying act of self immolation. The splatter is referred to as a blossom and traditionally left on the driveway of the first teacher to use one's desired pronouns.

Scar left Ms. Penelope a Native American Squash Blossom before going to the hospital for bottom surgery.

by Phrackster October 2, 2025

Squash

A person who smokes weed in a public restroom (dabs and edibles don’t count it has to be bud)

Gary: *walks into bathroom with a bong and a bag of weed*

Philip: “Gary your such a squash!”

by D. Wayne November 9, 2019

Butternut squash

The act of a man shoving his balls into a girls ass and then the girl clamping down on them.

Steve was slightly freaked out,but also slightly aroused when his girlfriend said she wanted to the butternut squash.

by DannyEd October 1, 2017

Dribble Squash

A game I invented with my dad when I couldn't play squash properly. It is like squash, but with no rules. The only rule is to keep the ball moving.

Wow, you should try playing Dribble Squash ! You'd be good at it.

by Spagz July 3, 2018

roasted squash

A white as hell male that was previously a burnt zucchini, but has upgraded to the next level.

Dalton used to be a burnt zucchini but he is now a roasted squash!

by Minimal Chode April 12, 2017