figet spinner

1. a toy for people that have issues
2.a toy for people who want to spend money on random things
3. its gold for 12-year-olds
4. an attraction for ladies
5. just a really really dumb toy

I love my new figet spinner is so dumb

by urdadissohotomg June 12, 2017

fidget spinner

The sex act where participant one sits on the penis (or strap-on, if both partners are not men) of participant two and rides it up and down, making the balls and penis spin in a round motion. Similar to a meat swing.

Man, Jamie and Lisa were really going at it last night - she asked to use my strap-on so they could finally try the fidget spinner!

by Sir Rektsalot November 3, 2018

fidget spinner

cancer

person 1: "did you hear basic white boy name got cancer? i feel so bad"
person 2: "yeah he spun his fidget spinner too much"

by pacman on crack July 13, 2017

Fidget Spinner

LOOOK AT MY NOOOOO FIGGET SPINURR ISN'T IT SOOOO KOAALLLLL ITS BETTER THAN YOUR DUM XBOX MY FIGIT SPINURE KEN PLAIY KOOLL OF DOODIE IT KEN PRUDICT TEH FOOOTURE IT KEN MAK ENI ONE LIK U IT IS THE GRATEST TOI OV AL TIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FEK YOUR STOOPIDD POOP STATION 4 MY FIGGIT SPINUR CAN RUN 4K ON MY TV AN IS A FASTURR THAN A DUM PC IT KEN EVEN RUN UNDERTALE AND HAK EVERY ELEKTRONIK DEVICEZ. IN.TEH.WURLD.

Fidget spinner the dumb toy

by I support Donald Trump August 14, 2017

fidgit spinner

spinny thingy that literally is tempting to use when stressed lolol

Ye boi u got dat fidgit spinner on u?

hell yeah brutha! hand me one we so cools af

by mulan_shang919 July 18, 2017

Fidget Spinner

helicopter on the dick

Jason's mom was fidget spinner on my dick!

by jascrazy January 6, 2019

fidget spinner

The most expensive Bull***t toy ever invented. With prices ranging from $7 to $400

"Amy your fidget spinner is awesome"
"Thanks your fidget spinner is cool too"

"Rick your f****** spinner cost you 200 dollars?"
"Yeah I'm a rich boy who doesn't know what to do with my money"

by MONKEYBOYLARSENMONEY!@#$%^&*(! January 8, 2019