When you're on a hike and stop to drain your main vain at the public porta-potty and get a wild hankerin' to spooge, so you MacGyver a flesh-light using your water bottle and collapsible silicone dog bowl. Later you stop at Taco Bell for a chalupa and Baja Blast that you put in your water bottle to make a Jizz Slurpee a Jizzlurpee.
by kat.ass.trophic_failure March 2, 2022
Get the Oregon Sasquatch Porta Potty Slurpeemug. Is defined As an after Thanksgiving blow job or she sounds like a turkey gobbling while giving a blow job
by Queenmisery July 23, 2024
Get the Turkey slurpeemug. 
Someone who is super popular and seems very sweet, but once you let them in, you realize they're vain, self-centered and very toxic.
We hired her thinking she was a rockstar, but she sued us for "suppressing her rights." Turns out she was a slurpee.
by twncntry December 23, 2021
Get the slurpeemug. by kake kake kake September 7, 2011
Get the gurpee slurpeemug. After one is done with a dell fister, s/he takes a straw and drinks the lemon juice from the ass of his/her partner. This is much like fletching
"Man she was so upset with me giving her that dell fister that she made me clean her up with a dell slurpee", said John.
"That is disgusting", exclaimed Jimmy while vomiting.
"That is disgusting", exclaimed Jimmy while vomiting.
by LemonadeMan August 23, 2008
Get the Dell Slurpeemug. by 333bam September 14, 2024
Get the Arkansas slurpeemug.