rule 34b

If it exists, there is a sex toy for it.

“Check out my new Stranger Dongs, it’s my demogorgon dildo it’s a rule 34b”

by Wilsonwade April 20, 2018

Rule 34P

If a dog exists you can find him on the internet and pet him if you look long enough

Alice: Aaawww all these dogs are so cute! I wish i could pet them all!
Bob: Rule 34P, you definitely can, but you have to be prepared and at full petting capacity, otherwise you'll overdose on cuteness!
Alice: Totally worth it! I would rather die from too much petting than without it!

by Artiquno June 10, 2018

rule 34r

a variation of rule 34. if it exists, there is a subreddit for it

person 1:have you read (insert anything here)
Person 2:no, but i just found the subreddit for it
person 1:how?
person 2:because rule 34r

by gasman7 January 21, 2019

Rule 34M

If it exists, there's meme of it

Jeff:"is there a meme about me?"
Bill:"rule 34M"

by Chick repeller May 6, 2021

rule 34g

If you google anything and scroll down far enough, you’ll find porn, with some exceptions of course, for example, I googled konosuba and there was no porn

LMAO I JUST DISPROVED RULE 34G

by Turkroach in ud ジ June 18, 2021

Rule 3425

If the phrase "Joe mama" has been said to a person you are married to that means you need to buy them a onigiri

<someone's spouse>"Joe mama"
<that someone's spouse>"where is my onigiri nerd?"
<someone's spouse>"what why?!"
<that someone's spouse>"Its rule 3425!!"

by Deeznutssuckitnerd April 3, 2022

Rule 3425

If the phrase "Joe mama" is used to someone who you are married to, you have to buy them 7 onigiris.

<someone's spouse>"Joe mama"
<that someone's spouse>"where is my onigiri's?!"
<someone's spouse>"what why?"
<that someone's spouse>"IT states it in rule 3425!"

by Deeznutssuckitnerd April 3, 2022