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Rhino Headbutt

When a kid in the 5th grade wearing a ridiculously stupid bike helmet bends down, points the top of his head at a random person, shuffles towards them with his arms out like he's about to fight them, and shouts the fact that he possesses something to the extent of "rhino headbutt." This has occurred once, at a block party on the East Coast, and hopefully will never repeat itself.
Nova: "Johnny, what are you doing with that bike helmet?"
Johnny: "I HAVE RHINO HEADBUTT!!"
by Beaver_syrup October 21, 2017
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rhino mount

Well training in the military, you go find where your sergeant major is sleeping. Aggressively open his litefighter tent, and in your stylish pt belt only. Grab the corners of his mustache and mount him like the rhino he is. Try it with your buddies and see who can stay on the longest!
This one time at xctc my buddy and I ate some of the sergeant majors Starburst. Then decided to go see which one of us can rhino mount him the longest
by Special_mason June 18, 2017
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Rhino Thot

while containing the same basic principles as a common thot the rhino thot has a large dis-proportioned ass; The Rhino Thot typically uses its ass to attract its prey .
3rd generation thot slayers are known to be powerless against modern day 'rhino thots' .
by rich26 March 12, 2018
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Rhino jack

To cause extreme physical harm to someone.
Stfu before I rhino jack you!
I'm going to rhino jack you in the throat.
by Ninjanessa January 23, 2020
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Rhino Fudger

A homosexual who likes to get on all fours, fix a strap on to his forehead and charge the dildo aggressively into another mans anus.
Dad: How was your first day at school son?

Son: I fucking hated it. All the guys in my class are definitely rhino fudgers.
by Madbasha January 24, 2022
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rhino raped

When someone runs up behind you grabs your shoulders and jams their knee up your ass, or makes a fist and gives you an upper cut into your ass
Jesus, dude I just got rhino raped on the way to Trig
by DerektheDude September 26, 2006
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smothered rhino

A sexual position where the balls are placed over the girls nose/mouth and the trunk of the penis sticks out from the top of the girls nose resembling a rhinoceros.(also see the blind rhino)
"My boyfriend and I went to the zoo yesterday but I didnt see the smothered rhino until we got home."
by DrinkToThis September 10, 2009
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