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The Will What is County Rectangle, also known as the Demonic Dodecagon, is an 850 mile region located an hour South West of Chicago where a number of strange sightings and unexplainable phenomena have taken place. These sightings include an unidentified species of animal that has fueled rumors of the presence of Prehistoric Monsters.
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