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Rectal Wrangler

A man/woman who's only purpose on this world is to stick his erected dong into the weakened anal cavity of other organisms. This rare breed of humanity finds extreme pleasure in German Dungeon Porn and getting a slick coat of shit slabbed across his chest with the help of robotic hands. It is not uncommon to find fecal remains in their toothbrushes/hairbrushes or to find pictures of defecating corpses within scrapbooks.
Me: I'm love some rough assplay
Friend: you're such a rectal wrangler
by Jordowns April 28, 2014
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Post-rectal warmth

The uncomfortable warm feeling you get after sitting in a seat that was previously occupied by a "fluffy" person with a huge butt.
"Ewww, that lard butt left post-rectal warmth in my seat!"
by Dockalicious May 19, 2009
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Will County Rectangle

The Will What is County Rectangle, also known as the Demonic Dodecagon, is an 850 mile region located an hour South West of Chicago where a number of strange sightings and unexplainable phenomena have taken place. These sightings include an unidentified species of animal that has fueled rumors of the presence of Prehistoric Monsters.
by clbtxg July 18, 2011
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rectard

n. a completely anal idiot
CJ has been rectarded since birth.
by Chaos & Ragnakrox May 22, 2005
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rectal brooming

To take an object (broom handle, flashlight, Oscar Award, etc) and forcibly apply it against a person's anus with the intent to humiliate that person. Recipient may/may not be fully clothed at time of "brooming".
"Stop being such a baby, man. It's not like your mom was raped... it was just some innocent rectal brooming."
by FarkSpazz July 28, 2008
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rectal roulette

To seduce a stranger with the ultimate aim of engaging in anal sex.
When he entered the gay bar for the first time, George did not realize he was playing rectal roulette.
by Crackie72 February 24, 2010
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rectal thrumping

Joe Cahill is amazing at rectal thrumping, probably the best in the business
by Cunthill July 9, 2011
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