rectal yoga

The act of recovering your rectal shape after a severe session of bummage

"god last night made me scream, i spent all this morning doing my rectal yoga"

by Ivanbs February 2, 2007

Rectal Fortitude

Being an asshole.

That narcissist T45mp has rectal fortitude...

by Meggapekka September 18, 2023

rectal rocket

Term used for thermometer inserted in the anus.

If you don't stay hydrated, the first thing our medical staff with do is take your temperature. To do this, they use something called "the rectal rocket."

by ChadwickTheBeta August 10, 2015

Rectal Grenade

feces, shit, crap, turd, dung...whatever else you would like to refer it as.

"I just about blew the toilet up when I tried to flush that rectal grenade."

"If you don't shut the hell up, I'm going to hold you down and drop a rectal grenade in your mouth!"

"I just had the biggest rectal grenade come out...now my butt hurts"

by stangmike86gt January 5, 2012

cranial rectalitis

a person who has their head errevocably stuck in their ass.

joe is experiencing a long term case of cranial rectalitis.

by deeja January 3, 2008

rectal rangers

a booty snatch'n gay top

John is such a Rectal Ranger when he is in the club lookin for some ass

by BabyBluesLookin March 25, 2005

rectal dysfunction

Rectum Dysfunction can be defined as two things.

1. Diarohea
2. Problem with the rectum eg. Cancer.

Example 1.

"Dude I just took a major shit, it was rectal dysfunction to the max."

Example 2.

"Doctor, I think I'm suffering from a rectal dysfunction."

by TROYum May 3, 2005