Rectal Fortitude

Being an asshole.
That narcissist T45mp has rectal fortitude...
by Meggapekka September 18, 2023
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rectal floss

Not only does celery have negative calories, it's also rectal floss that can help prevent colorectal cancer.
by drdigg June 08, 2015
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rectal implosion

(Verb) An act occurring when the rectal cavity becomes tightened to the point of immense pressure and the digestive system implodes
Ethan suffered a rectal implosion yesterday. There was rectal plasm everywhere.
by Kenyoudigit17 November 15, 2017
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rectal fingertrap

One prolapsed rectum is inserted into another prolapsed rectum and then that one proceeds to shit into the other.
Retired female porn stars like performing rectal fingertraps on each other.
by Devil egg January 19, 2015
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rectal rangers

John is such a Rectal Ranger when he is in the club lookin for some ass
by BabyBluesLookin March 25, 2005
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cranial rectalitis

a person who has their head errevocably stuck in their ass.
joe is experiencing a long term case of cranial rectalitis.
by deeja December 10, 2007
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rectal dysfunction

Rectum Dysfunction can be defined as two things.

1. Diarohea
2. Problem with the rectum eg. Cancer.
Example 1.

"Dude I just took a major shit, it was rectal dysfunction to the max."

Example 2.

"Doctor, I think I'm suffering from a rectal dysfunction."
by TROYum May 03, 2005
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