reading, england

a very small city south west of london, nothing ever FUCKING HAPPENS!!!!!!!!!!!!

pronounced reding but we're awkward so we spelt it reading:)
person 1: hey, so you know reading, england
person 2: no
by punksnotdead17 August 20, 2019
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un- read

(verb)
the ability to forget information that you have read once it is deemed \:
a. inappropriate
b. vulgar
c. profane
or d. retarded

being able to un- read something automatically makes it alright to read anything. If it's not okay for you to read it- you can always un- read it!
But mom, I don't remember anything from that book- I unread it.

Mrs. Blaney advised the book club readers to un- read any of the books on the book list that they have already read.
by molly- morgan jones September 26, 2007
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Reading Brail

To feel a girls tits that are so small all you feel are ribs and hard nipples, no cushion whatsoever.
"Dude, hooked up with that academy chick last night, absolutely nothing to grab on, I felt like I was reading brail"
by Michael Salvatore March 12, 2008
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read and chill

When you are so poor that you can't afford Netflix, internet and neither cable television, so you have to go to the attic, pick something to read with your "friend" for a short time before starting to fuck.
*After pretending to have read something*

Person 1: I don't like the main character, it's very unoriginal
Person 2: Ok... can we just fuck now?
Person 1: I thought we would just read and chill!
by full_of_swag January 30, 2016
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hes not reading this

who?

jared, he’s 19 and he never fucking learnt how to read.
reading is great

hes not reading this
by succmydicc February 12, 2018
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reading coma

The act of being so engrossed in a book or magazine that you become oblivious to the world around you for hours at a time.
I tried getting in touch with Sam three days ago but every since he started reading that new novel he has stopped communicating.

Sounds like he might be experiencing a reading coma.
by SFygmnt March 04, 2014
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Read a movie

Everyone says this foreign film is great, but I'm not in the mood to read a movie tonight.
by AmelieFromFrance June 03, 2011
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