rofleticdsatbiwbnittiroflatst

an abbrieviation for: rolling on the floor laughing even though i couldn't do such a thing because it would be nearly impossible to type in roll on the floor laughing at the same time

dude! thats so funny! rofleticdsatbiwbnittiroflatst

by ur mom10 October 7, 2011

rolled oats

means your fucking lanky ugly looking fellow

"see that kid over there Dylan, he looks like rolled oats"

by Isotretinoin August 9, 2018

dough rolled

To be hit with such a force that the body or an object is sent rolling at a considerable rate.

i.e. " After I hit Captain Ron with a right hook, he dough rolled down the stairs."
or
" Mike Tyson dough rolled that dude."

by Daniel Holbrook August 24, 2008

jairo robledo

Hunter's hot boyfriend

omg i hav a crush on jairo robledo kms ;~;

2 bad he's mine and we r in luv uwu - hunter

by poopydjgoopy July 8, 2018

Wiser than the egg that rolled down the street

An expression you use after you prove that you are right. Or prove yourself to be an intellectual

I won the spelling be, I guess I’m wiser than the egg that rolled down the street

by Nobody for the mirror January 10, 2021

rofldiovjwrlkgnm

rolling on floor laughing diving in orange vile juice while ridin limozines killing green nematoads momentaryily.

me-ur mom
joe-rofldiovjwrlkgnm

by segjnoi December 1, 2006

Bog-rolled

To be robbed or mugged of one’s toilet paper.

The term was coined in Australia during the Great TP Crisis of 2020 due to the inexplicable hoarding of toilet paper in fear of Coronavirus.

1). “Some bloody boomer bog-rolled me outside Woolies this arvo. They took my 12 pack of Quilton!”
2). “Aww shit man I only had 2 squares left and had a serious case of acid arse so bog-rolled some c***s outside Coles”.

by Beverly Waj March 6, 2020