Rectal Sputum

A Reference from the tv comedy Red Dwarf. Translates into rectum mucus.

Man1- Why did u post my photo on snapchat you waste of rectal sputum?
Man2- Because I'm an twat.

by Joe repooc June 10, 2017

rectal rodeo

Wild ass "yee-haw" anal sex, usually with a partner who was not expecting it. The receiving partner is most likely to be trying to buck off the giving partner

Man, if I ever got the chance, I would totally take Ryan to the rectal rodeo

by SGT_Wilk June 3, 2017

rectal rocket

Term used for thermometer inserted in the anus.

If you don't stay hydrated, the first thing our medical staff with do is take your temperature. To do this, they use something called "the rectal rocket."

by ChadwickTheBeta August 10, 2015

rectal yoga

The act of recovering your rectal shape after a severe session of bummage

"god last night made me scream, i spent all this morning doing my rectal yoga"

by Ivanbs February 2, 2007

cranial rectalitis

a person who has their head errevocably stuck in their ass.

joe is experiencing a long term case of cranial rectalitis.

by deeja January 3, 2008

rectal rangers

a booty snatch'n gay top

John is such a Rectal Ranger when he is in the club lookin for some ass

by BabyBluesLookin March 25, 2005

rectal dysfunction

Rectum Dysfunction can be defined as two things.

1. Diarohea
2. Problem with the rectum eg. Cancer.

Example 1.

"Dude I just took a major shit, it was rectal dysfunction to the max."

Example 2.

"Doctor, I think I'm suffering from a rectal dysfunction."

by TROYum May 3, 2005