Rectal Fortitude

Being an asshole.

That narcissist T45mp has rectal fortitude...

by Meggapekka September 18, 2023

Rectal puppet

Putting ones hand up someones ass and making a "talking" motion.

Kerry is a rectal puppet.

by Orzi December 9, 2009

rectal rodeo

Wild ass "yee-haw" anal sex, usually with a partner who was not expecting it. The receiving partner is most likely to be trying to buck off the giving partner

Man, if I ever got the chance, I would totally take Ryan to the rectal rodeo

by SGT_Wilk June 3, 2017

Rectal Sputum

A Reference from the tv comedy Red Dwarf. Translates into rectum mucus.

Man1- Why did u post my photo on snapchat you waste of rectal sputum?
Man2- Because I'm an twat.

by Joe repooc June 10, 2017

cranial rectalitis

a person who has their head errevocably stuck in their ass.

joe is experiencing a long term case of cranial rectalitis.

by deeja January 3, 2008

rectal rangers

a booty snatch'n gay top

John is such a Rectal Ranger when he is in the club lookin for some ass

by BabyBluesLookin March 25, 2005

rectal dysfunction

Rectum Dysfunction can be defined as two things.

1. Diarohea
2. Problem with the rectum eg. Cancer.

Example 1.

"Dude I just took a major shit, it was rectal dysfunction to the max."

Example 2.

"Doctor, I think I'm suffering from a rectal dysfunction."

by TROYum May 3, 2005