what's your poison

What are you drinking? Usually in terms of alcohol

"Whats ya poison?"
"Tequila slammer"

by xx-rach-xx March 28, 2004

a hike through Poison Ivy Mountain

something really fucking stupid and unnecessary

"That's like taking a hike through Poison Ivy Mountain"

"Your mom's so stupid she took a hike through Poison Ivy Mountain"

by rodjuree July 6, 2008

southern poison

whiskey.

I just want to drown you out
With southern poison

by G Love and the Special Sauce December 18, 2012

God's Poison

The description given to real coffee made fresh to your liking.

I'm going to have a cup of God's Poison otherwise known as a cappuccino.

by pixelpete5 October 20, 2011

Poor man's poison

a awesome band who made popular tiktok audios such as "HEY YOU FEED THE MACHINE BRING EM ALL BACK DOWN TO THEIR KNEES" "I AM THE RIGHTEOUS HAND OF GOD I SM THE DEVIL YOU FOR GOT"

Poor Man's Poison (PMP) is an indy Americana, folk, bluegrass, rock band based out of Hanford California. The band consists of Ryan Hakker - Guitar, Mike Jacobs - Guitar, Tommy McCarthy - Mandolin, and Dustin Medeiros - Upright Bass, Banjo, Harmonica.

by idontevenknowanymore1 August 1, 2022

Chode Poison

This product is a grainy powder that can be rubbed on one's chode and it will dehydrate and shrivel the chode until the width grealy decreases and the chode becomes a normal penis. Found in the same habitat as the chode lasso.

Hey man, take some of this CHODE poison, it really worked for me!!! It's viagra for chodes!

by The Chode Expert January 8, 2009

Beaver Poison

Commonly used to describe a man who is riddled with STDs. Technically defined as a lethally poisonous herbaceous plant (Conium maculatum) of the family Umbelliferae (parsley family).

Don't go out with Chad, he's beaver poison.

by Princess Clara January 12, 2005