A cock pilot, is any man who feel ultra confident in his appearance and mojo thus giving him enhanced or over confidence in his ability to bed the opposite sex.
The Origin of the phrase was during WW2, as air force pilots would call the TOMCAT a cock pilot, later it was used throughout general military troops during Vietnam and was used mainly for those about to go and r&r, which generally meant intercourse with native populations - whore or prostitute- "me love you long time, cock pilot"
A cock pilot is used as a verb, as in Sir, you are a cock pilot this evening..
The origin of the phrase also relates to control over ones genitalia thus making the cock pilot someone in control of the situation
Cock Pilot is not a negative nor positive verb, its simply lets the speaker express in a simple and effective way to the receiver that yes, he is aware of his increased mojo and noting that fact, will stand back and watch the festivities happen. Fasten your seatbelt states the cock pilot the evening has just begun.
Cock Pilots are generally short lived and return to their normal cock or puddly status generally after a failed landing or attempt in few rare occasions a Cock Pilot will stay in full pilot mode for weeks on end, this would only happen should said cock pilot have by his side at least a (7-8- based on universally accepted 7-8 ratings)
The Origin of the phrase was during WW2, as air force pilots would call the TOMCAT a cock pilot, later it was used throughout general military troops during Vietnam and was used mainly for those about to go and r&r, which generally meant intercourse with native populations - whore or prostitute- "me love you long time, cock pilot"
A cock pilot is used as a verb, as in Sir, you are a cock pilot this evening..
The origin of the phrase also relates to control over ones genitalia thus making the cock pilot someone in control of the situation
Cock Pilot is not a negative nor positive verb, its simply lets the speaker express in a simple and effective way to the receiver that yes, he is aware of his increased mojo and noting that fact, will stand back and watch the festivities happen. Fasten your seatbelt states the cock pilot the evening has just begun.
Cock Pilots are generally short lived and return to their normal cock or puddly status generally after a failed landing or attempt in few rare occasions a Cock Pilot will stay in full pilot mode for weeks on end, this would only happen should said cock pilot have by his side at least a (7-8- based on universally accepted 7-8 ratings)
Friend is wearing his best shirt and has a distinctive swagger, as he walks into a disco....he states, man am I going to get laid tonight
Friend 2: You sure are sir, tonight your a real cock pilot
Friend: roger that !!!!
Friend 2: You sure are sir, tonight your a real cock pilot
Friend: roger that !!!!
by mr wangs November 21, 2011
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Where can a guy get a blow job around here?
Over behind the hanger, there is a helicopter pilot sucking cock by choice.
Over behind the hanger, there is a helicopter pilot sucking cock by choice.
by Billbobaggans February 14, 2012
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Sloppily written notes on the palm of ones hand. Developed specifically for Tea-Party rallies where use of a TelePrompter would limit possible criticisms of President Obama.
Joe Sixpack: "OMG, somethings wrong with my dick...it's turning blue!"
Hockey Mom: "No dear! You just forgot to clear your Alaskan Palm Pilot before watching The O'Reilly Factor...again."
Hockey Mom: "No dear! You just forgot to clear your Alaskan Palm Pilot before watching The O'Reilly Factor...again."
by Joe24Pack February 9, 2010
Get the Alaskan Palm Pilot mug.1. A guy who, whilst being straight, enjoys a finger in his rectum during sexual relations. Also known as a Walnut Tickler
2. A person who enjoys putting his/her finger in other peoples anuses.
2. A person who enjoys putting his/her finger in other peoples anuses.
"You gotta try it at least once, bro.. It's the shizzle, she jams it up there and tickles your walnut"
"You're such a finger pilot, cuz Cliff."
"You're such a finger pilot, cuz Cliff."
by Dan Wilder April 29, 2008
Get the Finger Pilot mug.A co-pilot is a buddy who you would take with you while on the prowl for chicks. Co-pilots are generally the substitute for a wingman when one is not available. A common use for a co-pilot is to distract her friends while you make your move. However, a co-pilot can't be granted the same level of trust as a wingman, in the sense that they are usually rookies and have yet to earn their wings. Therfore, co-pilots are a last resort.
Guy 1 - "hey man, I need a wingman for tongiht. You in?"
Guy 2 - "Sorry dude, I have to work early in the morning. Why don't you get your little bro to co-pilot you?
Guy 2 - "Sorry dude, I have to work early in the morning. Why don't you get your little bro to co-pilot you?
by outforsomeair April 9, 2010
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Pilot: "Hello this is your capitan speaking,my name is Ahmed and we should be arriving to New York City in about 4 hours."
Good American: "Everyone get off the plane! A muslim pilot"
Good American #2: "Oh shit! Hey, let's tie up that Raghead!
Pilot:"JIHAD"!!!!!!!
-After everone is evacuated,the Pilot is wrrested and sent to Guantanamo Bay where he will enjoy all the cockmeat Sanwiches he can eat.
Good American: "Everyone get off the plane! A muslim pilot"
Good American #2: "Oh shit! Hey, let's tie up that Raghead!
Pilot:"JIHAD"!!!!!!!
-After everone is evacuated,the Pilot is wrrested and sent to Guantanamo Bay where he will enjoy all the cockmeat Sanwiches he can eat.
by Islamophobia July 25, 2009
Get the Muslim Pilot mug.A rated Army aviator, operating the AH-64 Apache Attack Helicopter. Typically less than 64 inches in height, fond of wearing Randolph aviator glasses and driving either a full size pickup truck with semi-stacks and Metal Mullisha stickers, a pony/muscle car, or an annoying motorcycle with loud exhaust. Spontaneous utterances of the word "attack" are often encountered when in the company of an Apache driver. Apache pilots enjoy pointing out how "gay" the pilots of other airframes are, until confronted with the fact that the armored glass between the pilot and co-pilot/gunner was installed to prevent man on man aerial lovemaking. For additional information see the film: "Firebirds", featuring Nicholas Cage wearing panties on his head.
Q. Who are all those short guys playing volleyball and trying to look like the scene out of Top Gun?
A. Those are Apache pilots.
A. Those are Apache pilots.
by Fred Belkin December 5, 2011
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