Black hole: This poop is EXTREMELY DENSE. It also is so hard to make it plop out your ass that you end up sucking in the entire universe while you shit. Not the best. After you do a black hole poop, RUN or it'll try suck you into the toilet with it as it goes down.
Big Gaz: John the weirdest thing happened yesterday.
John: What
Big Gaz: I just shit a black hole poop, my pp got sucked in with it, I feel so naked.
John: What
Big Gaz: I just shit a black hole poop, my pp got sucked in with it, I feel so naked.
by MASSIVESHIT December 6, 2019
Get the poopmug. 
Did you know poop comes out of your anal!!!
by Trudatpartycat June 2, 2018
Get the Poopmug. 
It's stuff that comes out of your butt and sometimes, in public, people say "number 2" instead of poop.
Jimmy said "I have to poop really bad." Bob said "Well, if the bathroom is locked, here is the key, now, go poop!"
by sprite_373 September 12, 2021
Get the Poopmug.