I got one foot in the grave, and the other on a banana peel.

Something that a NY Mobster might tell a reporter when he knows that his time is limited. He's done some really outrageous shit to other gangsters, and as a result, he is a dead man. Like a moth caught on a hot light, he knows it's wrong, but the danger gives him such a charge that he really has ceased to care. A guy in this position would say this and really mean it.

"I got one foot in the grave, and the other on a banana peel." "We live this way, but we don't care."

by Armando 1972 January 1, 2012

One foot in the grave and the other on a banana peel

2 phrases:

"One foot in the grave"- half dead, dying, death is catching up. Tired, old, metaphorical

"Foot on a banana peel"- funny, humorous, cartoon, things are going comically wrong, events are not working in one's favor. *Picture* stepping on a rake and being hit in the face with the handle. Knee slap comedy

One foot in the grave and the other on a banana peel expression-

damned if you do, damned if you don't...

Guy 1: "how are you doing?"
Guy 2: *expression meaning* on one side (one foot) I've really gone to hell, or im working on getting there- and on the other side (other foot) it's pretty stupid, but entertaining to watch, the bullshit that's been happening to me or that I've been outing putting myself through...

"Falling apart and it's hysterical to witness"

by GoldieGal April 12, 2019

On a scale of one to my penis?

A question you ask when you want to know how hard it is raining/ snowing, ect.

Billy : Hey Carol, is it raining?
Carol: Why yes Billy it is.
Billy: Oh really? How hard on a scale of one to my penis?

by YaImCool November 11, 2010

On to the next one

To move on to the next available, hot female whether in person or on video chat. On To The Next One (OTTN1) was a saying used originally by Charles Kast and Corey Rother, as they mac'd on chicks.

Britany_bunny69 : Omg my cam just broke sorry guys, holdon while I try to figure out whats wrong with it.

Gino : Man... WTF? OTTN1
Anthony : Wtf is OTTN1??
Mc : It's On to the next one fool!
Josh : I'm hungry

KPS

by Chaz...izzle October 1, 2010

tasting urine on the tip of one's tongue

The condition in which one needs to urinate so badly that any further delay will cause bladder rupture.

I think tasting urine on the tip of one's tongue is a sure sign one is in trouble.

I held it for as long as I could, but when I tasted urine on the tip of my tongue, then I knew I was in trouble. I had to pull over and go in the ditch.

by Captain Pants December 26, 2008

On a whole nother one

When someone does something thing outlandishly brain baffling. That you just look at them with mental and visual concern

You see a homeless man getting beat by a 4yr

You say
"nah lil bro on a whole nother one
rn"

by Lamp Man or Lemur boy May 17, 2022

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