ride my ass

Following someone to close behind in another car as if they are touching the bumper.
I was so upset at the other driver behind me. I stopped my car and asked why they had to ride my ass for the past mile. I thought they were going to hit my bumper if I slammed my brakes.
by Purdue Alumni December 07, 2017
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Eat My Ass

The definition is almost like that of owned and/or pwned, but its a little more vulgar and used by those ages 12 or up, normally a Counter Strike: Source term.
Carl: Wow i gotta head shot! Eat My Ass (you can also use E.M.A. here if u don't want to type it out)
James: Wow dude, im gonna really have to eat your ass this time!
by steve2193 April 22, 2009
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shined my ass

To beat someone ass. Typically a parent "teaching" their child manners.
"I smarted off and my dad shined my ass."
by unclvito November 30, 2017
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tittyfuck my ass

The physically impossible act of stimulating the penis with one’s breasts via the anus. Used as an expletive to express anger or frustration at a situation, person etc.
Dude: Hey man looks like you’ve been fined for driving in a bus-only lane again.

Dude 2: Ah, tittyfuck my ass!
by Helpful_Scallywag March 22, 2018
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My ass is grass

When your getting chased in a horror game and the thing chasing you is right on your ass
by Deadheartstealer August 12, 2018
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riding on my ass

An annoying and burdensome, but important responsibility or concern that is hovering over you that you have to bear and deal with, albeit begrudgingly.
Yea, I can't go out tonight, I got a shitload of homework riding on my ass.

My job is so stressful because of all the big clients I got riding on my ass.
by Ponsonby Britt December 06, 2010
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sniff my ass

It's self explanatory.
by I Liek Cats October 27, 2017
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