soft touch massage

A massage where the masseuse softly touches your body with her fingers and hair and works your inner thighs and taint while on your stomach in an effort to give you an erection. She then asks you to turn over and finishes you off with a hand release. A table shower usually concludes the session.

Just got back from an soft touch massage and man do I feel relaxed.

by green plant February 10, 2014

mass erect

A term used to refer to the video game Mass Effect, a sci-fi role playing game from developer Bioware for the Xbox 360 released on November 20th, 2007.

Originally used to communicate an individual's excitement of the game prior to its release. The game also allows the user, who plays as Commander Shepherd - to have sexual relationships with some of his or her shipmates which lends itself to the sexual reference and the ease with which "effect" can be changed to "erect"

Forumposterguy #1: "Oh snap, new Mass Effect trailer is up!."
Forumdood #2: "/checks pants. Yep, I'm Mass Erect"

by kirbybreezy December 29, 2007

Mass-hole

the loudmouth, arrogant jerks living in Massachusetts

On my way into Boston, some Mass-hole cut me off. This city's full of them...

by NYY in MA July 6, 2007

Mexican Massage

The premeditated act of pleasuring oneself in a hotel when housekeeping enters the room.

Man, you should have seen the look on the housekeeper's face when she walked in on me giving myself a Mexican massage!

by BlkCrowe October 31, 2012

Massachist

Someone who enjoys pain, weather it be self-inflicted or not.

If you punch a massachist he will not cry, he will be happier.

by Influenced Injuries April 18, 2009

Throat Massage

A Massage given to the throat of a special lady.

Last night after dinner I gave Irene a deep throat massage.

by ChiliConCarne September 5, 2010

Massage Therapist

A prostitute or sexual worker. Normally a higher end call girl, but it can refer to any prostitute.

"I spent last night with a massage therapist last night."
"Shit dude. You should probably get screened."
"It should be fine, she was high class. It was expensive."

by Zebelon Pike August 4, 2009