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Michael

Michael is a guy that is strong with the nic (nicotine). He likes vaping juices that have 99% nicotine in them. Michael is that guy that doesn't follow the dibs rule and does not care about shotgun. He also fires cannon ball O's when vapes or smokes.
Togrul: Dibs first toke when it comes!
Michael: No I don't care about your dibs I got first *takes toke*
by Hardcigger010101 February 3, 2020
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Michael is an extremely HOT American. He will have girls that other men can only dream of. He is good at everything, and the best at everything. His dick is humongous. He is a superior Alfa male . When people look at him they thing (GOALS).
Look it’s Michael (GOALS)
by Anonymous Ti-74 December 8, 2018
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The ideal boyfriend. Usually sporty, smart, and or somewhat cocky. Extremely good looking and is liked by nearly everyone. Tries to help people he is fond of. Has pretty eyes that shine when he's excited. Can be pretty chill.
A very cool guy who makes everyone laugh. Once you meet him, you will want to be his friend right away. He is super cute and very good-looking. He has amazing taste...in music, clothes, food, everything. The most sweetest, kind-hearted guy you will ever meet in your own lifetime! Everything about a Michael is just swell, you will love them for everything they are. If their looks ever change, it wont affect you because their personality covers everything up. He'll make you laugh, Nothing can make you stay away from his charm. A complex yet amazing person that women are instantly attracted to. Doesn't love easily, but loves hard when he does. Is aware of his faults and strives to be a better person. A health-conscious individual, Michael takes care of himself physically and as a result is extremely sexy. Amazing in bed and extremely well-endowed. He makes mistakes, often to the point of being self-deprecating and self-destructive. Can forgive others more easily than he can forgive himself. Needs to know that despite his shortcomings and past mistakes he is a beautiful person worthy of a "happily ever after". It's worth every bit of heartache just to have the chance to know and love him.
Michael is very hot
by Ryan brain March 1, 2018
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He is the best. You can always talk to him when you need to and he will understand it. He will hide his feelings because he thinks you don't feel the same way. He's flirty and cocky. He is the definition of perfect and you will love him. He is worried about you and you only. He plays basketball and is 5'10 or taller usually. He works with you in class and is always wearing a hoodie that brings out the best in him. He tries his best but if he lets you down he makes up for it. If you got your self a Michael don't let go of him. He is attractive but will deny it. 😍❤😘
me: michael} is perfect
BSF: I know he is
me: he has all the right traits
BSF: and all the right flaws
by s i e r r a November 4, 2019
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Very extroverted and can speak to everyone, but has a little trouble listening. Least athletic guy you will ever meet, but will know every fact about every athlete in the NBA. Might have a hidden gambling problem, but only because he's good at it. Somewhat smart but doesn't always show it. Loves animated comedy, especially shows like Family Guy and South park. Is always coming up with lofty business ideas and constantly pitching them to friends and family. Every Michael has a hot sister and has implied at one point that he agrees. But at the end of the day he’s always there to back you up.
“Who’s that girl over there? she’s hot” said Brad
“That’s Michael sister” Chad
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Michael is the most handsome, wickedly smart, charming, kindest and sexiest man in the world. He will capture a girl's heart like no other man could. Dreams of him will keep you asleep. Being with him will keep you alive.
Wasn't supposed to, but I fell head over heels in love with Michael.
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Has a big ass dick:)
Girl 1: oh look it’s michael!
Me: nice dick:)
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