max

some short little dickwad who looks vaguely like sans the skeleton

'you know who you are max'

by one-hell-of-a-cult-leader May 25, 2020

max

the saltiest prick in the world. He's so salty that his spirit animal is a Mc Donald's French fry. The only girl he's ever dated is the salt shaker at the local Burger King

Max made fun of me for dating Kenna and I said "well at least she said yes to me."

by Jose Michael jordan December 3, 2017

Max

A name commonly thought of as sketchy by Latino.

Latin dudette: Yeah his name is Max 😍
Latin dude: Max, that's a sketchy name

by Yoshi565 October 3, 2015

Max

A guy who is really cocky but in reality has a very small dick. All he does is skate and sleep.

girl 1: That guy is so cocky but i bet his dick is actually small
girl 2: Bet hes a Max lol

by hockeyhoe July 2, 2019

max

lives in denmark doesnt like lego

max doesnt like lego. ew.

by jinjahboi1999 July 6, 2019

Max

Max is a one in a kind, he can be a bum but if anything he is most like a todd, although Todd wears k-mart jeans today he is a homo, max has anger issues with his Snapchat and whenever a JESS sends a HEE HEE and a picture of a Michael Jackson he blocks you, so go on and T-pose to him with a Michael Jackson picture glued to your head.

Max is awesome, unlike Sam (thanos) he is EPIC

by ToddWoreKMartJeansToday July 19, 2019

Max

Max is a sweetheart boy who enjoys playing with his family friend giving and listening to sugar by maroon five in his bedroom. Max loves hodaks and girls named Anna. More than anything max likes the songs body like a back road and candy paint! Max can’t stand hanging out with his friends, and would rather chill in his basement and take feet pics. Max is babysat by a girl the same age as his and max her give him baths. Max yells at his mom but with a sweet tone that makes her love him even more. Max is a former attendee or st Raphael the archangel catholic parish and has fun pretending to drink “alcohol”. Max has dreamy eyes and an even dreamier heart. Max is definitely a keeper.

#vibey #sugar #maxlovesjoellen

by Girlonfyah69 July 23, 2019