fat matt

dumb pothead communist. one who likes to be paranoid,indecicive and straight up homosexual. gay porn excites him.

quit being fat matt you stupid pussy

by BigBubba23 May 3, 2008

Matt Rose

British guy pronounces gibberish like it’s his native tounge

Person 1: Huirefyhffhhhbffhbsdbhfbjxhhvfbyydeghgfr
Matt Rose: Now this looks like a job for me

by Breakingbadisthebestshow69 September 1, 2023

Matt Black it au

What Indian gangsters say in New Zealand when they see any car that should deserve a matt black paint job. Matt black usually attracts cops cause its a dodgy colour.

Vijay : Matt black it auuuu
Me : Nah its all good.
Vijay : You need to matt black it auuuu.

by darkmyst May 12, 2006

Matt Gaetz style baby

Also known as a teenage pregnancy.

My friend is in deep shit because he is going to have a Matt Gaetz style baby with his 16 year old gf.

by poifull April 7, 2021

Matt sex

sex that is so pleasurable one just cant get enough, often includes multiple orgasams, followed by the need to have sex again and again, can only be performed by the sexiest and most talented of men.

I can't sleep, I really need some Matt sex!

by abcdefghi December 13, 2008

Matt Flyzik

Former singer of Underscore and current tour manager of All Time Low/most amazing person ever. My personal hero. His obession with Mickey Mouse is unlike any others.

Matt Flyzik is cooler than you and your mom combined.

by itsxclaire March 26, 2008

matt wachter

The hot bassist for the rock band 30 Seconds to Mars, also featuring Tomo Millicevic, Shannon Leto and Jared Leto.

Born January 5th, 1976.

Credited on the bands first, self titled album and plays on the band's second album, A Beautiful Lie.

Matt Wachter is another good example of a hot bassist.

by tastes_of_ink July 26, 2006