Massachusetts

The only state where its Antarctica in the winter and Africa in the summer.

Massachusetts weather is a curse but also a blessing.

by Stupid Af June 28, 2021

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massachusetts lesbian

A lesbian from Massachusetts who dates another woman who has a son that wears cardigan and flip-flops to the club.

My mom is a Massachusetts lesbian.

by Doinggodsworkkkk September 16, 2022

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Ware Massachusetts

A shitty town made for drug addicts suffering from depression and type 2 diabetes and old fuckers

Let’s go run ware Massachusetts and get some drugs

by 3993938383 September 18, 2022

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Massachusetts rules

A type of street fighting style to where both opponents take off everything but their shoes socks and underwear. To show no hidden weapons and dominance to any onlookers.

Guy1- yo bro you split my beer.

Guy2- ok so what.... you want to go.
Guy1- f**king bet dude, Massachusetts rules?
Guy2- bet my guy, let's go

by Droptimus_rime October 8, 2022

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This town is literally the biggest don't judge a book by its cover ever. "Oh look! Such a cute lil town!" NOPE. literally everyone there is either super racist and homophobic or super gay. There is no in between. Also tax is wicked high.

Oh damn have you been to Walpole, Massachusetts?

by Failure.cos February 9, 2022

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Massachusetts Red Water

The sexual act of pouring water in a girls pussy and then putting a live lobster in there to cut open the inside of her pussy then pulling the lobster out and fucking her afterwards then putting the bloody water in a cup and drinking it

Guy 1: Hey dude. So, what did you do last night?
Guy 2: Oh, me and my girlfriend did the Massachusetts Red Water last night.
Guy 1: Dude I heard that kind of sex was awesome.
Guy 2: Awesome, but sadistic

by trump-away-inator-3000 March 15, 2021

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