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marizel

a creepy stalker chick who is obsessed with a guy for a year and texts him 30000 times a day when he NEVER texts back. and the the guy is insanely creeped out
dude this chick is pullin a marizel on me :/
by el mexicana253 April 18, 2010
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moritz grengs

Me
Hi I'm Moritz Grengs
by Moritz Grengs December 4, 2017
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marnitz

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A particular marnitz, or group of people who participate in illegal activities, but usually get away with it. Previous descriptions said black people cant be gangsters. They can be, but not the baggy pants bastards that carry a .40, only a respectable African American can be a gangster(one that wears a suit to a meeting, not baggy pants) Asians are the original gangsters, but they are very secretive. If you are smart enough to find them, you will either be killed or you join.
Im a marnitz. Im a straight up g. The gangster life is the life for me.
by smor1 December 15, 2008
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Maritimer

An entity who inhabits the Atlantic regions of Canada. Maritimers' strong desire for Moosehead brand beer is only exceeded by their tendencies to perform anal sex on local moose who also inhabit the area. When a Maritimer is content, it will retire to its Velvet chair and usually smoke marijuana unit it passes out or pisses on itself. Use great caution when when visiting the Maritime region of Canada. Butt plugs are widely available in all Welcome Centers near the border.
"Over here to the left you will see one of our prized local moose!" said the Canada Park Ranger

"You can tell the Maritime moose from the other species because of their distinctive gait."

"Hey!" said the tourist

"That moose walks just like the ones we saw at Yellowstone!"

"Yep. Looks like our Maritimers have been spending too much time on JTV" said Ranger Steve
by Steve from Summerfield August 25, 2010
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Moritz

sucks d*** in his free time
Moritz is gay
by lollolololololololololololol January 11, 2019
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Maritess productions

A production company that over-achieves at school projects to the extent that they make other people feel bad.
Justin: Hey guys look at my project!
*shows project*
Quang: Oh thats nice. Lemme show you mine from Maritess Productions.
*hold out super 3-D pop out shit super colorful amazing jaw dropping flabbergasting project*
Justin: Oh mine sucks compared to yours.
Quang: I know. :D
by Youknowwhatitishappyface March 4, 2011
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moritz

has a smal penis so he sucks a lot of dick's
hey moritz
by lars was hier November 30, 2021
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