by Levi Morris June 24, 2006

1. a major whore who spreads her legs for men who are in love with other women. usually, a major emily is fat and repulsive and unable to attain anything better than men who are repulsed by her, but who have been rejected by the women whom they love
2. semen lavatory
3. fat cunt whore
2. semen lavatory
3. fat cunt whore
ever since the girl i love broke up with me, i've been fucking an emily every week, a major one, but i can't take the pictures of my ex off the wall, or stop calling my ex every day. . .i guess i'll have to try to get over the love of my life by fucking this major emily
by Briar Rose January 2, 2008

Generalized term for anyone exceptionally intelligent. Often used with a heavy dose of sarcasm, especially in situations involving mental calculations of any kind.
by Sun-El March 5, 2009

1. Possibly the most over-used, tired and tautological phrases ever to have survived in the English language. 2. Majority: The greater number or part; a number more than half of the total. 3. Vast: Very great in size, number, amount, or quantity.
by Jambone March 29, 2004

Person 1: What major are you doing?
Person 2: I'm an English Major.
Person 1: I didn't know you wanted to be a teacher.
Person 2: I'm an English Major.
Person 1: I didn't know you wanted to be a teacher.
by Godyr March 20, 2013

when somthing is too good to just be loled at and when it reaches the hight of lol it becomes major lolage it can also be used to describe an event
by Emma Haddow March 6, 2008

Musical trio creating music. Currently, Diplo, Walshy Fire and Jillionare are in it. Mainly created reggae music and current songs. The people behind Cold Water (single), Lean On ( from Peace is the Mission ) and Know No Better ( EP ). The band was created alongside the animated series which involved a Jamaican guy. The group is now creating songs which appeal more to young people.
by JerkyChickn July 3, 2017
