When someone curls their index finger into a square shaped moustache means they want to aggressively make out with you
by Ronald McDonalds left toe November 12, 2022
Mobius Moustache = A big moustache - that goes down along the side of your mouth and then goes up along the edge of your jaw, and then becomes your sideburns, and then becomes your hair. (As in A Million Ways to Die in the West.)
“Oh? And just what kind of moustache are you looking to grow?”
“A big one - Like one of those ones that goes down along the side of my mouth and then goes up along the edge of my jaw, and then becomes my sideburns, and then becomes my hair.”
“A Mobius Moustache, that’s the one.”
“A big one - Like one of those ones that goes down along the side of my mouth and then goes up along the edge of my jaw, and then becomes my sideburns, and then becomes my hair.”
“A Mobius Moustache, that’s the one.”
by DH Edsel October 15, 2023