Mango Jeez

A sigma/Scrimblo half breed with a direct hereditary Linkage to the Founding Scrimblo Male. Blesses the people with his Majesty and perfect sublime skill in everything through the Mango Jeez Channel. Many People have tried to come into contact with him yet none have succeeded Probably because he has superpowers and bronze age greek god muscles. He built the base on modern civilisation himself and was recognised to the point that god wrote a chapter about him in the Bible. He created Star wars on his brunch break in a coffee shop and continues to claim royalties on the brand whilst also approving really bad screenplays to annoy all the original trilogy and prequel fans because this brings him a lot of pleasure. He created George lucas in a laboratory. Likes Mangoes and cheese. Created everything you ever loved all the world still believes his illusion. Is also the Founding Titan.

Is that Mango Jeez o wait why is there a nut in my mouth

by GodJeez February 24, 2022

emo mango

something that relates to secret devils scribbling black eyeliner over precious angelic drawings.

(when someone draws black over a drawing to make it look gothic or dark): Hey! don't make my drawing look so emo mango!

by shineeboo December 10, 2009

Portuguese Mango

The FT King, Portuguese Mango

‘Have you been on Twitter and seen that incredible tweet from Portuguese Mango?’

by OakleyT_ On Twitter February 23, 2021

Marvelous Mango

Someone who is incredibly fun and sexy. They have a genuinely lovable personality, and somehow always know how to make you smile. When you're around them you can't help but feel like the luckiest person ever. A marvelous mango is guaranteed to be exceptional in bed. Their amazing body guarantees you'll be into them no matter the time of day. You could cut the sexual tension around them with a chocolate strawberry.

Wow, she is amazing! She is my marvelous mango!

by NYtraveler June 6, 2013

Mango lassi

When you're raw dogging a girl and she pees while your fucking and as she's pissing you bust a nut

Made some mango lassi last night and I put it in a cup and told my mrs's mum it was juice and she drank it

by Bigdaddymamba February 1, 2022

Mango Cat

Mango cat is a popular Instagram artist best known for her smooth animation style. She is also the future overlord of heaven and hell and will rule this dimension with an iron fist. She is also very kind, caring, and beautiful.

“Mango cat is my favorite artist”
“Mango cat left mangoes under my Christmas tree last night”
“Mango cat took over the government”

by Anon 3598 October 8, 2019

Mango Brain

Where your brain is so dumb it is mushy and smooth like a mango. (similar to Smooth Brain)

"This guy couldn't name any country."
"It's because he has mango brain."

by Mxrlyn November 17, 2020