Hot as fuck and sexy while also being funny, sweet, and kind. Always listens good and is there for you. Most amazing person ever
by Laylas man 😘🍠 June 11, 2025
Get the Laylamug. Layla /noun/ person
Definition: We all know her and we all wish we didn't
Sometimes i wish i had memory wipes so i can forget about her existence but even that wouldn't work
She's kinda like Santa Claus, always happily bouncing your holly jolly fatass over your chimney while taking a giant shit down it. Every Christmas, she'd wait for you to put some super yummy manipulation tactic flavored with a bit of finishing touch of rat diarrhea coated holiday cookies and a glass of limited edition dose of edgy gacha pissbabies so she can choke on it, spitting it out causing it to break on the floor, waking everyone up, took the blame but also sending a herd of reindeers crashing through the ceiling going absolutely apeshit and climbing into people's spinal cords, jerk off, lay easter eggs into people's rib cages 3 seconds later, and make a giant leap her way out of your balcony as if she's swan lake.
(credit to zzdoritozz on insta)
Definition: We all know her and we all wish we didn't
Sometimes i wish i had memory wipes so i can forget about her existence but even that wouldn't work
She's kinda like Santa Claus, always happily bouncing your holly jolly fatass over your chimney while taking a giant shit down it. Every Christmas, she'd wait for you to put some super yummy manipulation tactic flavored with a bit of finishing touch of rat diarrhea coated holiday cookies and a glass of limited edition dose of edgy gacha pissbabies so she can choke on it, spitting it out causing it to break on the floor, waking everyone up, took the blame but also sending a herd of reindeers crashing through the ceiling going absolutely apeshit and climbing into people's spinal cords, jerk off, lay easter eggs into people's rib cages 3 seconds later, and make a giant leap her way out of your balcony as if she's swan lake.
(credit to zzdoritozz on insta)
by alecckunn February 18, 2022
Get the Laylamug. If you meet a Layla , you will never want to leave her. Layla is the most beautiful, smart , and funny girl. She is the best girlfriend you will ever meet. If you meet Layla and leave her you will regret it so much. She treats her boyfriend amazingly. She is very funny but can also be very sweet and love able. All the guys will want her. She is the most beautiful girl you will ever meet . Layla is perfect.
Mason: Dammmmmnn, who's that cute girl walking down the hallway.
Josh: Thats Layla.
Mason: She cute
Josh: Bish that's my girl.
Mason: for real?
Josh: Be jealous
Josh: Thats Layla.
Mason: She cute
Josh: Bish that's my girl.
Mason: for real?
Josh: Be jealous
by saxyboi@Hotmail.com January 19, 2021
Get the Laylamug. by anonymous June 28, 2025
Get the Laylamug. 1.) The name Layla, is often given to baby girls who are born at night.
2.) "Layla is the subject of one of rock's most definitive love songs, by Eric Clapton."
3.) One of the sexiest, alluring females one will ever meet!!!
2.) "Layla is the subject of one of rock's most definitive love songs, by Eric Clapton."
3.) One of the sexiest, alluring females one will ever meet!!!
by GreenEyedRedhead May 20, 2022
Get the Laylamug. Enhypen Jake’s one and only girl, Layla. She’s the 4TH GEN IT DOG. She always trends whenever his owner posted or talks about her.
by jaykegalaxies July 21, 2021
Get the Laylamug. a very beautiful girl who has shoulder length brown hair beautiul green eyes that sparkle in the sun she has very pale pretty skin thats as soft as a cloud lushious rose colored lips the cutest button nose the figure of an hourglass beautiful log legs and a wonderful personality while she has dark humor shes a very sweet girl but be careful because shes very emotional and will get attached very quickly.
by wimpysimpy September 13, 2021
Get the Laylamug.