kettle and hob

Cockney rhyming slang for ‘fob’ as in watch fob. Sometimes used is rap or slang as ‘kettle’ meaning watch

‘Need to get me a new kettle and hob’

by ms11? July 25, 2023

kettle laugh

the act of laughing and then wheezing creating the effect of a kettle laugh

Person A: did you hear the person in the corner wheezing.
Person B: yh, i call it a kettle laugh.

by Johnnystein November 5, 2020

bronchitis kettle

A long spout, was used in the nineteenth and twentieth centuries to moisten the air for a sufferer of bronchitis, and was considered to make it easier to breathe for the patient.

A bronchitis kettle is better than the bronchial blocker.

by Overall1728 September 24, 2023

Kettle Sucker

For those who are among the special folk. Not quite a window licker, but a person who sucks kettle spouts and tastes the rust and lime scale.

Oi, fuck off ya kettle sucker!

by TheNaughtyScouseman December 25, 2022

laid an otter in the kettle

The act of defecating in the kitchen kettle of a person who is hosting a house party, unbeknown to said host.

"Urgh, my head. What happened last night at that party?"
"You laid an otter in the kettle"

by oxo gobbler April 21, 2018

kettled

angry

Why’s he kettled at me?

Why’s he angry at me?

I’m kettled cus my girlfriend cheated on me.

I’m angry cus my girlfriend cheated on me.

by Greenbeanz February 9, 2019

kettle point

A shitty ass place with druggies and stoners. Smells like desperate ass kids, and 12 year old girls trying to date their cousins and get in their pans.

"Yo lets stop in kettle point for some weed! i have enough for an oz.!"
"no what the fuck, my cousin lives there. shes in grade seven and always tries to get in my pants."

by hdhcuskcmodoqo May 24, 2018