Kentucky Escort

A sexual partner who happens to also be related to you.

"Dude what's Pete's deal?"
"I dunno man, he's kinda lost it. Rumor has it he saw a kentucky escort last night too"

"Gross"

by yungmelvin June 6, 2017

Kentucky plug

a sex position that you jam a thumb up a partner ass like Kentucky ballistic shove his thumb in his jugular

person 1 she wants the Kentucky plug

person 2 run away from her now

by Wario_Wa_Wa May 20, 2021

Kentucky flintlock

Similar to a muzzleloader; place your chewing tobacco on your partners asshole then pack it in using your dick. Then quickly light the hairs on their asshole on fire and watch them shoot across the bed faster than a speeding bullet.

Last night I tried to do a change up to the ol’ muzzleloader and tried the Kentucky flintlock. Learned the smell of burned ass hair is a turn off for her.

by BigToeMo December 12, 2020

kentucky thumb

When your boom stick booms the wrong way, and you have to stick your thumb inside the whole in your neck.

Did you see the new ak-50?

Ya right before the Kentucky thumb.

by Lemomlimepie6 May 21, 2021

Kentucky Screwdriver

A screwdriver made with orange juice and moonshine or Everclear instead of vodka.

Wanting to save money but not self-respect, Jumbo made himself a Kentucky screwdriver instead of reaching deeper into the liqueur cabinet.

by Toomatch February 24, 2015

kentucky shower

Skipping a shower or bath and covering your stink with perfume or cologne

The lazy mom opted for a Kentucky shower instead if washing her dirty body.

by Wordsmith2003 May 4, 2014

kentucky gamble

Is when you have to fart, but you could accidentally shit yourself. You are unsure if it will be a shart.

Also Kentucky Gambler a person who does this a lot.

*Person farts*
Person, "Man that was a Kentucky Gamble."

by ctrlaltme June 4, 2014